How come there arenβt any casinos in Africa?
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What did the river-tourist call his mom to say while he was in Africa?
"mom, I can't believe it; I'm in de-nile!"
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︎ May 12 2021
Where do all the super heroes in South Africa come from?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Why do people in Africa only use electric cars?
Because theyβre Mad-at-gas-cars
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I would say i live in africa but then id be lion
This one popped in my head out of nowhere.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Did you know that Africa has had no vampires since 1982?
That's the year that Toto blessed the rains there.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I built a catapult that can send a human from the USA all the way to Africa
What country you end up in depends on the Angola approach
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What's the best way to spy on Africa?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Can you name a country in Africa?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I tried to bless the rains down in Africa...
It was a Toto failure.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
In Africa, every 60 secondsβ¦
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What do you call an expert wine taster from the horn of Africa?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
Goddamn those big game hunters
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︎ Oct 21 2020
A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa
After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Why are there no Vampire stories that take place in Africa?
I thought about this for awhile, then it hit me that Vampires are weak to holy water. The rains are blessed down in Africa.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I want to hear 99 people sing 'Africa' by Toto.
It's something that a hundred men or more could never do...
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︎ Jun 12 2020
They say kids in Africa donβt get any food or water.
I mean, you canβt really blame them Kenya.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I always thought it was weird that no one talks about demons in Africa.
Then I remembered-they bless the rains down in Africa.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Why donβt cats play poker in Africa?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida
So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I love Africa too
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Did I tell you about my friend in Africa named Dwayne?
I haven't seen him in a while.
I miss Dwayne... down in Africa
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Cam a vampire go outside while it's raining in Africa
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Standing in a lake in Africa.
I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.
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︎ May 31 2020
"What was that country in East Africa called again?"
U ganda, looking for an answer.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I told my wife Sierra I was Ghana visit West Africa
She said sheβd Benin that part of the world before and she did not want Togo again. I was persistent about going so I left Sierra Alone.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
"Africa" by Toto isn't a country song.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
My friends said that while in safari in Africa, his family was attacked by a herd of oxlike antelopes.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them
I guess love isn't always on time
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︎ Feb 25 2020
What's the coolest animal of sub-Saharan Africa?
The hip Opotamus of course.
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︎ May 25 2020
Where does Africaβs deadliest killer go to school?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
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︎ Oct 19 2017
My friend boasted that he domesticates cats from Africa for a living. I stopped by his work, and he was working with house cats...
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Africa's days of the week
In Africa, every day is Thirstday.
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.
At least tomorrow isnβt Friday the thirteen... yikes!
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︎ Mar 13 2020
I canβt believe Elon Musk is from South Africa
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︎ Apr 01 2018
Ever noticed that every market in Africa... is a black market
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Mario in africa
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︎ Feb 01 2019
So I was wondering why Vampires don't go to Africa
I found out they blessed the rains down in Africa
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?
It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
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