How come there aren’t any casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesuscide
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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What did the river-tourist call his mom to say while he was in Africa?

"mom, I can't believe it; I'm in de-nile!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caffeine_bos
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Where do all the super heroes in South Africa come from?

Cape Town

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Why do people in Africa only use electric cars?

Because they’re Mad-at-gas-cars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FizzyBombaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I would say i live in africa but then id be lion

This one popped in my head out of nowhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0rb1t4l
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Did you know that Africa has had no vampires since 1982?

That's the year that Toto blessed the rains there.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I built a catapult that can send a human from the USA all the way to Africa

What country you end up in depends on the Angola approach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What's the best way to spy on Africa?

You tap their lions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatProtomolecule
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Can you name a country in Africa?

Well Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I tried to bless the rains down in Africa...

It was a Toto failure. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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In Africa, every 60 seconds…

A minute passes

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?

Because he Congo there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U_R_M_M_O_M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do you call an expert wine taster from the horn of Africa?

A Somalier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peva3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set

Goddamn those big game hunters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PissYourTits
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa

After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why are there no Vampire stories that take place in Africa?

I thought about this for awhile, then it hit me that Vampires are weak to holy water. The rains are blessed down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainB_MANN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.

oh Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I want to hear 99 people sing 'Africa' by Toto.

It's something that a hundred men or more could never do...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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They say kids in Africa don’t get any food or water.

I mean, you can’t really blame them Kenya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadByNebula
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I always thought it was weird that no one talks about demons in Africa.

Then I remembered-they bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_kermit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.

Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.

They bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why don’t cats play poker in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerStorm83
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida

So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I love Africa too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nexusoftheworld
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Did I tell you about my friend in Africa named Dwayne?

I haven't seen him in a while.

I miss Dwayne... down in Africa

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Cam a vampire go outside while it's raining in Africa

Their rains are blessed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PROTOTALEthe2nd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?

Uganda be kinding me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i30cluy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Standing in a lake in Africa.

I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkkgaming
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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"What was that country in East Africa called again?"

U ganda, looking for an answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDoge55545
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I told my wife Sierra I was Ghana visit West Africa

She said she’d Benin that part of the world before and she did not want Togo again. I was persistent about going so I left Sierra Alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inceptionisim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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"Africa" by Toto isn't a country song.

It's a continent song.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My friends said that while in safari in Africa, his family was attacked by a herd of oxlike antelopes.

That's gnus to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them

I guess love isn't always on time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwrk92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What's the coolest animal of sub-Saharan Africa?

The hip Opotamus of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Where does Africa’s deadliest killer go to school?

A hippocampus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SippinOnCoffee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"

"Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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My friend boasted that he domesticates cats from Africa for a living. I stopped by his work, and he was working with house cats...

He's a lyin' tamer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Africa's days of the week

In Africa, every day is Thirstday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waapwgaming
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.

At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I can’t believe Elon Musk is from South Africa

And not Madatgascar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiddleEarthGIS
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Ever noticed that every market in Africa... is a black market
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πŸ‘€︎ u/klatkasalowa5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Mario in africa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimmetheloops
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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So I was wondering why Vampires don't go to Africa

I found out they blessed the rains down in Africa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thesaltyscarlet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains

It was a Toto failure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?

It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patabell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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