Did you know that Africa has had no vampires since 1982?
That's the year that Toto blessed the rains there.
Can you name a country in Africa?
In Africa, every 60 seconds…
What do you call an expert wine taster from the horn of Africa?
A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa
After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
Goddamn those big game hunters
I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa
and then I realized vampires are killed by holy water...they blessed the rains down in Africa
So I was wondering why Vampires don't go to Africa
I found out they blessed the rains down in Africa
Why are the no Vampires in Africa?
The other day I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe but none in Africa. Then I remembered holy water kills vampires. They bless the rains down in Africa.
Why are there no Vampire stories that take place in Africa?
I thought about this for awhile, then it hit me that Vampires are weak to holy water. The rains are blessed down in Africa.
I always thought it was weird that no one talks about demons in Africa.
Then I remembered-they bless the rains down in Africa.
They say kids in Africa don’t get any food or water.
I mean, you can’t really blame them Kenya.
I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
I want to hear 99 people sing 'Africa' by Toto.
It's something that a hundred men or more could never do...
A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida
So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa
Why don’t cats play poker in Africa?
Cam a vampire go outside while it's raining in Africa
Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?
It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.
I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains
"What was that country in East Africa called again?"
U ganda, looking for an answer.
What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?
Standing in a lake in Africa.
I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.
Did I tell you about my friend in Africa named Dwayne?
I haven't seen him in a while.
I miss Dwayne... down in Africa
My friends said that while in safari in Africa, his family was attacked by a herd of oxlike antelopes.
"Africa" by Toto isn't a country song.
Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa..
What's the coolest animal of sub-Saharan Africa?
The hip Opotamus of course.
I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them
I guess love isn't always on time
My friend boasted that he domesticates cats from Africa for a living. I stopped by his work, and he was working with house cats...
Where does Africa’s deadliest killer go to school?
Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.
At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!
Africa's days of the week
In Africa, every day is Thirstday.
Once again the marathon winner hails from east Africa.
Kenya believe their dominance
Ever noticed that every market in Africa... is a black market
A goose talking to duck at the local pond. “My husbands gone away for a few weeks to Africa”. “Oh really.” Says the the Duck “Uganda?”...
“No I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
I can’t believe Elon Musk is from South Africa
How do you call a snowman in Africa?
A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
I blessed the drains down in Africa
A herd of wildebeests was ranging across Africa, destroying huts and missionaries...
When they were all killed, the newspaper headline read, "No gnus is good news!"
Why can't you gamble in Africa?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"