It's something that a hundred men or more could never do...
Uganda be kinding me
I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.
It's a continent song.
The hip Opotamus of course.
I haven't seen him in a while.
I miss Dwayne... down in Africa
He's a lyin' tamer.
It was a Toto failure.
He works in Africa setting up the electrical systems for the schools and hospitals that a mission is helping build. During his work there he meets a pastor and they chat and eventually become friends. One day the electrician mentions to his friend the idea that the priest should say some prayers for the system once him and his co-workers are finished setting up the electrical system.
A couple years later, the priest is at a charity event where he is talking to the various guests.
One asks "I heard you did work in Africa, what exactly did you do there?"
And the priest replies "I blessed the mains down in Africa".
I guess love isn't always on time
At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!
... we just clicked.
In Africa, every day is Thirstday.
Kenya believe their dominance
“No I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”
When they were all killed, the newspaper headline read, "No gnus is good news!"
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
I added, “...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since you’ve been a little horse.”
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
I just wish it wasn't sa far, eh.
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
I said "Kenya not?".
He said, “No, they usually come that way.”
I told her it’s going to take a lot more than that to drag me away from you
And not Madatgascar
Kenya believe it? I'm Ghana miss her.
Vampire's are killed by Holy water and the reason we never hear of vampires in Africa is because they bless the Rains down in Africa.
The most dangerous job I ever had.
Well, just sing it. Learn Toto by doing!
They can't survive since Toto blessed the rains there.
But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.
Because there are too many cheetas
Child : I’m starving
Man: Hi Starving, I’m John
Is it called emotional black male?....
Because of all the cheetahs
It will really shake Djibouti.
Upvote for divisibility.
They come across the river. The one friend jumps in and exclaims “wow the water here in Kenya is so clear!” The other man replies “what are you talking about we’re not in Kenya! We’re in Egypt.” The friend in the water says “no I’m absolutely sure that this is a Kenyan river.” His friend sighs “dude it’s an Egyptian river...you’re in denial”
Me: Hey kids. Do you think you can handle an Africa joke?
Me: I don’t know.....Kenya?
About halfway through the valley, drumbeats started rolling from the mountains around them. Everyone in the party was confused, but the local guides started to panic.
"We HAVE to get out of here by sundown, OR ELSE".
The explorer orders his men to pick up the pace, and keep moving. A couple hours later, The drums start beating more and more frantically. Again, the guides say: "Keep moving, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE".
A bit later, the men hear horns echoing from the hills.
The explorer asks his guides: "what was that?"
They respond: "theres no time, we need to be out BEFORE SUNDOWN, we only have a few hours!!!".
Exasperated, the explorer asks "Why? What could be so urgent? And why do we have to get out by sundown?".
The guides reply, "at sundown, the bagpipe solo starts!"
They set up equipment for rock bands...
All the lion cheetahs.
They have a huge Hippo Campus
Father in law says, “look, there’s some fucking pigs.”
He wanted to see world peas.
Houses can't jump.
Too many cheetahs.
The people say that the lions come at the end of August with such regularity, they can begin to prepare for winter on the day they arrive. After all, The Pride comes before the fall.
We just clicked.. -- Jimmy Carr
or Kenya not remember?
Girlfriend: Oh, that's definitely an aardvark burrow in the termite mound.
Me: ...would you say it's an example of classic aardvarkitecture?
Otherwise he would have Madagascar
They don't want to be spotted
There are too many cheetas
A minute passes
He responded "You must be in De-Nile"
Came up with this just now and made my girlfriend roll her eyes at me. Not a dad myself, but I hope you appreciate some OC!
Too many damn cheetahs.
My half sisters were telling my dad about how his ex-wife just had surgery to replace both knees.
Dad: "She should have gone to Africa"
Sister: "Africa, why?"
Dad: "Because that's where the negro"
Dad: Did I tell you? One of my co-workers went on a vacation to Africa a little while ago.
Me: What? No, that's awesome!
Dad: The resort was in the style of an oasis, so when he looked out the balcony he could see the rolling desert for miles! He told me there was wildlife everywhere out there too. Said a big group of elephants went running by one night.
Me: Really? That's crazy, I'm so jealous!
Dad: Yeah. He said another went by the next day wearing a pair of sunglasses.
Me: Wait... what?
Dad: I asked him if it was the same group and he said, "I couldn't tell, they were wearing sunglasses!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
No, it's a continent song.
Because they are too many CHEETAHS!!!!!
Because there are too many cheetahs