A list of puns related to "Europe"
Star Czech.
The trumpet player Kilometer Davis
Its called saxon faction.
European
It ended when I crossed the Finnish line.
Because they can always get to the Finnish line.
The Unimaize.
Euro-pea-an
That's Switzerland. 🇨🇭
At the Finnish line
And in America we use ANSIlation
Before boarding the plane, he threw some salt off the flight bridge
After they landed, he tossed some paprika
On the next leg, some nutmeg and a pinch of cumin.
The flight crew saw the combination, there was only one conclusion they could make...
He was a seasoned traveler
He loved the culture so much he changed his name to Kilometres.
GERM-any
Not sure I’ll ever get to the Finish
Among Eu.
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
...if you're not apoopin', European.
Because of the Polish.
A Luxembourger!
Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"
I was listening to music with my dad recently and we were taking turns playing songs. I played the song “time has come” by the band Europe, from the hot rod soundtrack (Hilarious movie btw). I pointed to my phone and said “Europe!”. My dad yelled “I’m up? Alright!” And started looking for the next song to play. I was like “No! EUROPE” and he was like “I KNOW, IM UP” and proceeded to play the next song. Afterward he said he was just fucking with me. A true dad moment. Thought you guys might appreciate.
I’m not a poo...
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
but I might czech it out.
The Vinyl Countdown
Kilometery Cyrus
It was full of Germs
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
The flight from SIN to HEL vanished in Finnair.
Sweden sour chicken
Kilometrey Cyrus
It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.
Kilometery Cyrus
Kilometer Cyrus
Kilometry Cyrus.
Kilometer Cyrus
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