It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.
Because of the Polish.
Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.
Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"
I’m not a poo...
I was listening to music with my dad recently and we were taking turns playing songs. I played the song “time has come” by the band Europe, from the hot rod soundtrack (Hilarious movie btw). I pointed to my phone and said “Europe!”. My dad yelled “I’m up? Alright!” And started looking for the next song to play. I was like “No! EUROPE” and he was like “I KNOW, IM UP” and proceeded to play the next song. Afterward he said he was just fucking with me. A true dad moment. Thought you guys might appreciate.
It was full of Germs
but I might czech it out.
The Vinyl Countdown
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
Sweden sour chicken
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
No, you’re a poo!
The flight from SIN to HEL vanished in Finnair.
He was Hungary
It was a hostel work environment
Europe who? No, YOU’RE a POO!!
I could have a foreign axe sent.
It has Greece at the bottom
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
Me: “Sure makes it easy to get around.”
You Czech for updates.
As it is behind an iron curtain.
They're just not driving on the right side either.
Toward the Finnish line
I figure the best place to begin would be Germany.
Nope, Ural good
They blessed the rains in Africa!
because they keep calling him Kilometers Davis there
He’s my Czech-mate.
Not many people are aware of its existence but I assure that it is there all the same. The king of this little land faces a lot of difficulty. He wants to make his kingdom into a sovereign nation but unfortunately they do not have the infrastructure, population, or economy to do so. In fact, this small state is only known for a single export. Thanks to their proximity to some of the finest gold and other metals in the world but total lack of an ability to process those metals on a mass scale, they have been left with only one option. You know the saying; when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Make lemonade they did. This tiny territory is renowned for creating the highest quality watches in the world. No expense is spared and their elite group of craftsmen train for their entire lives from childhood to produce these terrific timepieces. Men of great wealth and taste have been known to trade entire fortunes for just a single one of these watches; that is how valuable they are.
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"Huh. Must be from all that flying you did"
Its the final Final Countdown countdown.
He bounced too many Czechs.
Hey, Czech this out!
I asked him what was wrong with the women here.
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
He wanted to see world peas.
When it reigns it poors.
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, “Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”
A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, “ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”
The whole event was pretty terrible.
It's being called the Absolut-wurst-case scenario.
Are you from Europe? because I couldn't help but Czech you out. Now now, I know I need to polish my techniques, but there is Norway I could resist.
Dad: You go all the time when you play baseball! UUUUUURRRRRR UUUPPP!
Battle Royale with cheese
Germany has to be one of the smelliest countrys in Europe
-Its so bad they have a town called Cologne
Did you know France has a sibling that had a child?
-Neither did I but its the only explanation for Nice
Poland has this uncanny habit of not finishing its stories
Belgium loves its greens
-City named Brussels gives it away
Everytime i tell anyone of these I need to laugh as the absolute cringe my girlfriend makes and then laugh through the pain of her hitting me whilst saying "Its just not funny".
Personally I love them and I thought i would share them with you.
The Crimea River.
Where do Gerbil go on vacation?
He's my czech mate
A french fly
Me: Hey dad I'm thinking of studying abroad. Dad: Just make sure its the right broad hahahahaha
I said "That's probably from flying. Geese get those all the time. It's a migrating headache."