What is the most popular sci-fi show in Europe?

Star Czech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Who’s the most popular jazz musician in Europe?

The trumpet player Kilometer Davis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathiasSybarit
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Mick jagger is hosting a show exploring germanic tribes of britain and north europe

Its called saxon faction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrslinkydragon
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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What's it called when you pee in Europe

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Last-Stand3148
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I won a race thorough northern Europe once.

It ended when I crossed the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALTEELS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Why is Europe so good at racing?

Because they can always get to the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slavify
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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The native american legends has a mythical creature similar to the unicorns of Europe.

The Unimaize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pnaeacks
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What happens when you go the bathroom in Europe?

Euro-pea-an

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jne88c
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Remember that Europe only has a single plus.

That's Switzerland. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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I think all World races should end in Europe

At the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabocha00sama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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In Europe we use ISOlation...

And in America we use ANSIlation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/francistheoctopus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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A man was seen doing something curious on a flight to Europe

Before boarding the plane, he threw some salt off the flight bridge

After they landed, he tossed some paprika

On the next leg, some nutmeg and a pinch of cumin.

The flight crew saw the combination, there was only one conclusion they could make...

He was a seasoned traveler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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My buddy Miles went on a Europe trip after his graduation.

He loved the culture so much he changed his name to Kilometres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-ay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Where in Europe are you most likely to get sick?

GERM-any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Ive been reading this book called β€œThe A to Z of Northern Europe”, but it’s taking me ages...

Not sure I’ll ever get to the Finish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamdecal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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America made Among Us, what’s Europe’s equivalent?

Among Eu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealQwasson_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.

Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.

They bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Being born in Europe is like going to the bathroom...

...if you're not apoopin', European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbowa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why are cars in eastern Europe so clean?

Because of the Polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karl_Marxist_3rd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?

It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patabell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do they call Bigfoot in Europe

Bigmeter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeemist90881
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you call a luxury burger from Europe?

A Luxembourger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Duug
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Dad, I can't seem to spell the sovereign state in central Europe.

Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Europe = You’re up

I was listening to music with my dad recently and we were taking turns playing songs. I played the song β€œtime has come” by the band Europe, from the hot rod soundtrack (Hilarious movie btw). I pointed to my phone and said β€œEurope!”. My dad yelled β€œI’m up? Alright!” And started looking for the next song to play. I was like β€œNo! EUROPE” and he was like β€œI KNOW, IM UP” and proceeded to play the next song. Afterward he said he was just fucking with me. A true dad moment. Thought you guys might appreciate.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Knock knock.... who’s there? Europe...... Europe who?...

I’m not a poo...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seymour2112
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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β€œDad, do all countries in Europe drive on the right?”

Dad: Yes, the Brits left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Ive never been to central europe,

but I might czech it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SOMEDUDEKILL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a Europe album played on a turntable?

The Vinyl Countdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaghettios32
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engi-nerd_5085
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Why was Nazi-ism so infectious in the middle of Europe?

It was full of Germs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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The Belorussian Premier League is the only Football league in Europe still playing matches, despite the COVID-19 pandemic.

I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagbon98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Europe is ahead of our time

By about 5 hours or so

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flakaby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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After Brexit, will you need a visa to travel from the UK to Europe and visa versa?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjoojjoojj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometer Cyrus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasberryjam5151
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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What do they call Miley Cyrus in europe?

Kilometry Cyrus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JovaJoda
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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How did you know Satan was going to Europe?

The flight from SIN to HEL vanished in Finnair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainjbao
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What do you call Chinese food from Europe

Sweden sour chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gay_is_gay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What’s Miley Cyrus called in Europe?

Kilometrey Cyrus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SneepSnorping
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billdanbury
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometer Cyrus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rollingpeanut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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