I read a study that sailing in Finland is mostly done by women

If a man takes the helm, they're afraid that Helsinki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kantas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.

If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akodo1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you say when you cross the border between Sweden and Finland?

And across the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnBuachaillEire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Finland has just closed their borders

No one will be crossing the finish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Since moving to Finland I’ve become addicted to winter sports

It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiltonfondu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What happens when someone leaves Finland?

They cross the finish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capn-X
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Finland has closed its borders, You know what that means...

No one will cross the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niels_h_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Finland has just closed it borders...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt_T
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Do you know what is so great about Finland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous8776
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Why is Finland known for its luxury goods?

Because in Finland they know Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HueyLameass
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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How do people from Finland orgasm?

They Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bushole7402
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Whenever I am in a running competion i end up in Finland.

Because i am running to the finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manan1506
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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No wonder Finland won so many Formula 1 races...

They owned the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globalklaus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.

The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGotSkills
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I once dated a woman from Finland with a foot fetish.

Unfortunately, I'm Lap toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upstagestu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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A historical report about Finland said that they all died...

They were Finnished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thats-MEan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I hear Finland doesn't have takeout containers in restaurants....

Because people always finnish their meals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Why were people running towards Finland?

It was a race to the Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocoBandicoot99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Finland
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterTHG
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I tried to learn the language of the people from Finland..

But I couldn't Finnish a sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shooception
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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When you are playing Mortal Combat vs Star Wars and your opponent is from Finland

Finnish him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StandardTrack
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.

Now Hell's inky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vabune
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I made it a goal to become a legal citizen of Finland.

And I am not going to quit until I am Finish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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It’s Fathers Day in Finland! Does that mean I get to make unlimited dadjokes until midnight?

...when it’s officially Finnished?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Do you think people in Finland who lose their citizenship consider themselves unfinished?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sixhoursneeze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I think Finland should be called wingland because it's always flying high.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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An athlete from Finland tried to outrun the other athletes

He said he wanted to pass the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filthyaverage
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Why is my daughter engaged to someone from Finland?

Because nice Finnish guys last

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Why does Nothern Finland have the best summer parties?

Because their summer nights are lit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagusiu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Without any natural border, how can you tell when you're in Finland, and when you're in Lapland?

Once you pass the last Lap, you're at the Finnish line.

I'll show myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EJayDoubleU
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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Why don’t people talk much in Finland?

Because it’s hard to Finnish a sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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A few years ago I bought A great racing video game in Finland.

I think it's called "Finnish line".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegur90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I read an article today about a long distance race that starts in Sweden and ends in Finland...

The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeTuco
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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A brewery in Finland is selling 1000 packs of beer now.

Sounds like it'd be difficult to Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trojanguy
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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If Fin is for Finland, and Eng is for England, what is Green for?

Go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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I’m going to jog from Sweden to Finland...

and cross the Finnish line.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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When do racers go to Finland?

When they cross the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loriffic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Finland has just closed its borders

There’s no way we can cross the Finnish line now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanburrito26
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Finland has locked itself with quarantine.

No one will be crossing the Finish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnreese421
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What do you call the border of Finland ?

The Finnish line πŸƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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What are the borders of Finland called?

The Finish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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How do you know when a race to Finland is over?

When you cross the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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If you think about it, every line in Finland is a Finnish line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustTheSillyOne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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I made it a goal to become a legal citizen of Finland and I’m not gonna quit til I’m Finish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I tried to learn the national language of Finland

But I just couldn't Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGGargadon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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