In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tambalajus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Why did the Soviet Union never take off?

Because they kept Stalin 🀠🀠🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartinsChair
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?

They were Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I would stay away from the Soviet Union

There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eireannach0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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The soviet union was doomed to fail.

The red flags were everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?

Because they're always Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgt_PoopyMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming

There were red flags all over the place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kangamooo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.

They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?

Because they love Stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h0ldmycovfefe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?

A ,rade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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In Soviet Union comment corrects you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silverwolf_raven
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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The Soviet Union did things pretty slowly...

I guess they were Stalin around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamieee
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Who’s responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?

Everyone. They all share the blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union

The USS Aarrgh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoSeed7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Did you know that the Soviet Union didn't have mines?

They only had ours!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wombat1892
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Why don't cars start in the soviet union?

They keep on Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAL99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What is another name for the fall of the Soviet Union?

The Fault In Our Tsars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheScarletSho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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What’s another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?

The USS Aaarggh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoSeed7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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LPT: If you ever go on a date and the person has the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall...

That's a huge red flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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If Elon Musk were born in soviet union, what's his company name would be?

Teslav

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daftmaple
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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What type of cloth does the Soviet Union use

Lenin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emoti723
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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The Soviet Union was Stalin but now they're Putin it back together
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggtucker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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Why should you never buy a car from the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left and Stalin. They also exclusively paint in red.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadassNyan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2016
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Why didn't they drive stick in the Soviet Union?

Cause they were afraid of Stalin'!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tab7240
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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Why did leaders of the soviet union hate riding taxi's?

They were always stalin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoScary555
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'.

Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyram66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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How can you tell people in the Soviet Union are always in a hurry?

They're all rushin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2015
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Why did the Soviet Union take so long to fall?

Because they kept Stalin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josamo8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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Why was the soviet union always early to the battlegroun?

Because they were Russian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimLazy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2015
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