Because they have no Seoul.
Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I can’t take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but I’m sure he’d be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter it’s brought.
It was a whisky business
Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.
Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.
He said "I can't complain"
Because they lack Seoul
It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.
His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead
Shrödingers Kim Jong Un
When the reporter asked the doctor “how is Kim Jong Un?”
Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill
To administer coronavirus shots
Because North doesn't have a Seoul
He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.
Son Ant : What is it dad?
Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.
Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to France.They boarded a spy ship which took them to south Korea.From there they boarded a flight to France.With great difficulty they finally reached France.The father ant's health became worse.The son ant was thinking what was so important that they had to move to another country, So when they settled in their new home he finally asked..
Son Ant : Dad, We are in France now you can tell whatever you were going to tell me. The Father could not speak up so he signaled his son to come closer.The son did.
Father Ant: Son, We are now Europeants.
would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?
Because they got a supreme ruler.
So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.
About time he got on the Seoul Train
A Supreme Liter.
North Korea is a Seoulless place.
The glorious leader
They are measuring in glorious litres now.
I replied, "He isn't missing, he's just undergoing maintenance and will be back soon as the upgraded version, Kim Jong-deux!"
"I can't complain" He said.
You can't complain.
Because it has no Seoul.
North Korea has no Seoul...!