32 Hilarious North Korea Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why is North Korea so evil?

Because they have no Seoul.

Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I can’t take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but I’m sure he’d be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter it’s brought.

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👤︎ u/fourchubio

📅︎ Oct 17 2020

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I opened an illegal distillery in North Korea

It was a whisky business

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👤︎ u/awesomecorearts

📅︎ Jan 11 2021

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Why is the Supreme Leader of North Korea number 1.

Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.

Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.

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👤︎ u/d0k37

📅︎ Jan 15 2021

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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

He said "I can't complain"

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👤︎ u/biker_philosopher

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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Why is North Korea bad at jazz

Because they lack Seoul

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👤︎ u/MET121212

📅︎ Jul 21 2020

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Did you hear about North Korea shutting down because of a Covid case?

It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.

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👤︎ u/hiddenmanna

📅︎ Jul 26 2020

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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

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👤︎ u/ajmansell

📅︎ May 01 2020

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Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?

Run DMZ

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👤︎ u/Johnnyiso

📅︎ May 04 2020

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Did you hear about north koreas new experiment? It's called

Shrödingers Kim Jong Un

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👤︎ u/mrcharlesboyle

📅︎ May 15 2020

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Why is there confusion over the health of North Korea’s leader?

When the reporter asked the doctor “how is Kim Jong Un?”

Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill

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👤︎ u/herotz33

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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I wonder what calibre does North Korea use

To administer coronavirus shots

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👤︎ u/analytik

📅︎ Apr 03 2020

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Why North korea and south Korea's relationship didn't work?

Because North doesn't have a Seoul

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👤︎ u/s4m_sepi0l

📅︎ Sep 16 2019

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An Ant is lying in its death bed in North Korea.

He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.

Son Ant : What is it dad?

Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.

Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to France.They boarded a spy ship which took them to south Korea.From there they boarded a flight to France.With great difficulty they finally reached France.The father ant's health became worse.The son ant was thinking what was so important that they had to move to another country, So when they settled in their new home he finally asked..

Son Ant : Dad, We are in France now you can tell whatever you were going to tell me. The Father could not speak up so he signaled his son to come closer.The son did.

Father Ant: Son, We are now Europeants.

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👤︎ u/NoOne77492

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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So if North Korea succeeded in invading South Korea....

would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?

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👤︎ u/EdwoodTheOwl

📅︎ Dec 13 2018

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Mines in North Korea are called "Mines" when it should have been "Ours"

They're communists...

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👤︎ u/Random-mice

📅︎ Mar 09 2019

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There was this musician in North Korea... imgur.com/gallery/4p8Z5

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👤︎ u/Infinite999

📅︎ Mar 18 2017

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Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines?

Because they got a supreme ruler.

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👤︎ u/agtledevyday

📅︎ Dec 04 2017

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In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.

So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 10 2018

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I found a topless picture of North Korea's leader Kim Jong-un imgur.com/1RLYeWw

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👤︎ u/inspiringlondon

📅︎ May 13 2016

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Which rapper is popular in North Korea?

Lil' Kim.

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👤︎ u/Edgykiddoxd

📅︎ Mar 20 2019

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Kim Jong Un’s historic trip to South Korea is the first by any North Korean leader.

About time he got on the Seoul Train

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👤︎ u/whoyoucallin_pinhead

📅︎ Apr 27 2018

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Did you guys know North Korea only allows one drink size?

A Supreme Liter.

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👤︎ u/Misker

📅︎ May 01 2017

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South Korea is so much more inviting than North Korea.

North Korea is a Seoulless place.

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👤︎ u/DocsMildlyDislikeMe

📅︎ Feb 11 2017

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Til that they only serve one size of drink in North Korea

The glorious leader

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👤︎ u/TheManCaveGamer

📅︎ May 12 2017

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Guys, did you hear about the leader of North Korea? I heard he's Il.

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👤︎ u/eclecticEntrepreneur

📅︎ Dec 14 2011

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Did you hear North Korea is changing their measuring system?

They are measuring in glorious litres now.

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👤︎ u/projectimperfect

📅︎ Mar 12 2015

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My daughter posted a story to Facebook about Kim Jong-un missing in North Korea...

I replied, "He isn't missing, he's just undergoing maintenance and will be back soon as the upgraded version, Kim Jong-deux!"

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👤︎ u/EngineerBill

📅︎ Oct 11 2014

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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

"I can't complain" He said.

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👤︎ u/Obsidi3

📅︎ Oct 06 2019

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How is life in North Korea?

You can't complain.

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👤︎ u/pleasenerfdruids

📅︎ Jan 31 2019

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Why is North Korea evil?

Because it has no Seoul.

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👤︎ u/XXX-Jade-Is-Rad-XXX

📅︎ Apr 05 2018

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What’s the difference between North and South Korea?

North Korea has no Seoul...!

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17

📅︎ Nov 28 2018

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North Korea announced their new leader today.

His name is Kim Jong-dos.

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👤︎ u/CATHO_LICK_MY_BALLS

📅︎ Aug 17 2016

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