Why is North Korea bad at jazz

Because they lack Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MET121212
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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I asked my North Korean friend what it’s like to live in North Korea...

He said he can’t complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21
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Did you hear about North Korea shutting down because of a Covid case?

It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiddenmanna
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?

Run DMZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyiso
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Did you hear about north koreas new experiment? It's called

ShrΓΆdingers Kim Jong Un

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Why is there confusion over the health of North Korea’s leader?

When the reporter asked the doctor β€œhow is Kim Jong Un?”

Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herotz33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I wonder what calibre does North Korea use

To administer coronavirus shots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

"I can't complain" He said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidi3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why North korea and south Korea's relationship didn't work?

Because North doesn't have a Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s4m_sepi0l
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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An Ant is lying in its death bed in North Korea.

He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.

Son Ant : What is it dad?

Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.

Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to France.They boarded a spy ship which took them to south Korea.From there they boarded a flight to France.With great difficulty they finally reached France.The father ant's health became worse.The son ant was thinking what was so important that they had to move to another country, So when they settled in their new home he finally asked..

Son Ant : Dad, We are in France now you can tell whatever you were going to tell me. The Father could not speak up so he signaled his son to come closer.The son did.

Father Ant: Son, We are now Europeants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOne77492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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So if North Korea succeeded in invading South Korea....

would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdwoodTheOwl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Mines in North Korea are called "Mines" when it should have been "Ours"

They're communists...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random-mice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Which rapper is popular in North Korea?

Lil' Kim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgykiddoxd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines?

Because they got a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agtledevyday
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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There was this musician in North Korea... imgur.com/gallery/4p8Z5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.

So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Why is North Korea evil?

Because it has no Seoul.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Kim Jong Un’s historic trip to South Korea is the first by any North Korean leader.

About time he got on the Seoul Train

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I found a topless picture of North Korea's leader Kim Jong-un imgur.com/1RLYeWw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspiringlondon
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2016
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What’s the difference between North and South Korea?

North Korea has no Seoul...!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Who will reign north Korea after Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGentlemanInASuit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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Did you guys know North Korea only allows one drink size?

A Supreme Liter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misker
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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South Korea is so much more inviting than North Korea.

North Korea is a Seoulless place.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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Til that they only serve one size of drink in North Korea

The glorious leader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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North Korea announced their new leader today.

His name is Kim Jong-dos.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2016
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Guys, did you hear about the leader of North Korea? I heard he's Il.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2011
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Did you hear North Korea is changing their measuring system?

They are measuring in glorious litres now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/projectimperfect
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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My daughter posted a story to Facebook about Kim Jong-un missing in North Korea...

I replied, "He isn't missing, he's just undergoing maintenance and will be back soon as the upgraded version, Kim Jong-deux!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineerBill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2014
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How is life in North Korea?

You can't complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pleasenerfdruids
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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