Did you know, in Iran they are petrified of spiders.

In Iraq, no phobia.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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👤︎ u/PeterPorky
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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👤︎ u/watercolorfiddle
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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What would happen if Iran became communist?

It would become Weran

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👤︎ u/BIGCRAZYCANADIAN
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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There is no Iran in the future
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👤︎ u/GrohkWaifu
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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I was captured by ISIS after Iran away

Now all I’m China do is to survive

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👤︎ u/Iamgej
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to

fishlam.

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👤︎ u/robertofgilead
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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How did the man get to Iran?

Heran.

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👤︎ u/SpecificLynx
📅︎ May 03 2020
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What was Iran called before it formed into the country we know it as today?

Running

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👤︎ u/Nic-River
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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If Iran becomes communist, they should change their name to Weran
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👤︎ u/TR_Supersonic
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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How do you call a refugee from iran? An I ran
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👤︎ u/dingdongcyka
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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You know what the soldier said when arriving in Iran?

Guys, Iran into something

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👤︎ u/LapinusTech
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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My dad says stopping Iran is necessary to avoid war.

I said ‘how does my not running solve anything?’

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👤︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Iran

My Wife (from Iran): Casually leaves my house without telling me.

Five hours Later:

My wife (from Iran): "I'm back!"

Me: "Where did you go?"

My wife (from Iran): "I RAN off to work"

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👤︎ u/Delete_Myself
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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I heard that Iran...

...and now I'm tired.

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👤︎ u/CarlFG1100
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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While on international business travel, I had Ihop in Iran.

Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.

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👤︎ u/Rpark888
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Regarding Iran's nuclear deal, John BOEHNER might face....

...some STIFF competition

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👤︎ u/EternalPharoah
📅︎ Jul 14 2015
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A coworker was teaching me something she learned in a class about Iran's history over chat

Her: Once, a prince tried to overthrow his father, the Shah. So his father killed all his son's men in front of him, then gouged out his eyes

Me: I guess he...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

...didn't see that one coming.

(⌐■_■)

Her: ಠ_ಠ

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👤︎ u/tecun_uman
📅︎ Feb 23 2015
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Dad hows Iran doing in the world cup I got them in the office sweepskate...

They ran and ran and ran!

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👤︎ u/CormacD123
📅︎ Jun 19 2014
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In Iran, everyone is so very affaid of spiders..

.. but in Iraq no phobia.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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In Iran everyone is so very afraid of Spiders, but in

Iraq no phobia...

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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👤︎ u/Hercules_ZH
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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What was Iran called before it was officially formed in 1979?

Running.

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👤︎ u/Pman6543
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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