Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Iran"
In Iraq, no phobia.
Whoops wrong sub
In other words, itβs between Iraq and a hard place.
It would become Weran
Now all Iβm China do is to survive
fishlam.
Heran.
Running
Guys, Iran into something
I said βhow does my not running solve anything?β
My Wife (from Iran): Casually leaves my house without telling me.
Five hours Later:
My wife (from Iran): "I'm back!"
Me: "Where did you go?"
My wife (from Iran): "I RAN off to work"
...and now I'm tired.
Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.
...some STIFF competition
Her: Once, a prince tried to overthrow his father, the Shah. So his father killed all his son's men in front of him, then gouged out his eyes
Me: I guess he...
( β’_β’)>ββ -β
...didn't see that one coming.
(ββ _β )
Her: ΰ² _ΰ²
They ran and ran and ran!
.. but in Iraq no phobia.
Iraq no phobia...
Whoops wrong sub
Running.
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