The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What would happen if Iran became communist?

It would become Weran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BIGCRAZYCANADIAN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPorky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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In Iran everyone is so very afraid of Spiders, but in

Iraq no phobia...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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There is no Iran in the future
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrohkWaifu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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How did the man get to Iran?

Heran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecificLynx
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to

fishlam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertofgilead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I was captured by ISIS after Iran away

Now all I’m China do is to survive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamgej
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What was Iran called before it formed into the country we know it as today?

Running

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nic-River
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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If Iran becomes communist, they should change their name to Weran
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TR_Supersonic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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You know what the soldier said when arriving in Iran?

Guys, Iran into something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LapinusTech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Iran

My Wife (from Iran): Casually leaves my house without telling me.

Five hours Later:

My wife (from Iran): "I'm back!"

Me: "Where did you go?"

My wife (from Iran): "I RAN off to work"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delete_Myself
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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How do you call a refugee from iran? An I ran
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingdongcyka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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My dad says stopping Iran is necessary to avoid war.

I said β€˜how does my not running solve anything?’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I heard that Iran...

...and now I'm tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlFG1100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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While on international business travel, I had Ihop in Iran.

Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpark888
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What was Iran called before it was officially formed in 1979?

Running.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pman6543
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Regarding Iran's nuclear deal, John BOEHNER might face....

...some STIFF competition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalPharoah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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A coworker was teaching me something she learned in a class about Iran's history over chat

Her: Once, a prince tried to overthrow his father, the Shah. So his father killed all his son's men in front of him, then gouged out his eyes

Me: I guess he...

( β€’_β€’)>βŒβ– -β– 

...didn't see that one coming.

(βŒβ– _β– )

Her: ΰ² _ΰ² 

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecun_uman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Dad hows Iran doing in the world cup I got them in the office sweepskate...

They ran and ran and ran!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CormacD123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hercules_ZH
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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