and says "No Homo"
She was gutted when I told her that I could Bali notice it.
You could Krakatoa.
Wife talking about a mutual friend who we didn't see for a while.
Wife: I just saw Noor he's back at work now. He was on vacation in Indonesia.
Me: How was his trip?
Wife: He said not good as it rained the whole time.
Me: So he vacationed in Indoor-nesia?
Wife: not impressed
He asked me "Where do you feel pain the most, Indonesia?"
Nephew: Where is Indonesia located?
Me: Right next to Outdonesia.
So we have this cellular company called "XL" in indonesia, and my dad just couldnt resist. This is a conversation of my dad with his friend.
Dad: Hey what cell company are you with?
Friend: Oh, im using XL now, whatsup?
Dad: XL doesnt really fit you, you know.... you're a skinny guy