There are no difference for sharks in Japan.
They are all the さめ
*さ=sa, め=me, さめ = same =shark.
I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, “Dad, what do you think this is?...
...the Land of the Rising Son?”
Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
What is the egg capital of Japan?
Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?
How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?
Did you know you are more likely to die before age 18 in a country like China, Japan, or India?
It's because there is so many YouthInAsia.
Have you heard what Japan have instead of alphabet soup?
Did you know the flag of Japan is actually a pie chart?
Of how much of Japan is Japan.
Why the heck do cockroaches in India and Japan fly?
Because they are insects, it's a feature...not a bug.
Did you know Japan has their own line of Eggnog?
They export it from Nog-asaki
Sumo wrestlers are big in Japan
What does Batman eat in Japan?
A criminal in Tokyo, Japan lost the police by escaping to the nearest mountain.
He is now a wanted Fujitive
My friend just arrived back late from Japan
I told him, "You Tokyo time"
Why did the US nuke Japan?
They thought it was gonna be a blast
I just got back from Japan and my son asked if I saw any koi fish.
I said no, the fish there were actually pretty sociable.
What did people call their mothers during the Edo period in Japan?
Why has Japan had so many conflicts and wars?
Because they have lots of animes.
The number 1 in Japan must be a rash.
X-men movies should be shot as silent films in japan...
Cuz the movies all about mute-asians....(mutations)... geddit?
What is Japan's symbol of gratitude?
How do chihuahuas greet each other in Japan?
Deposed atop mount fuji.
That was a high coup.
I went to Japan on a vacation, and I didn’t see a single ninja.
That was very impressive.
What is the favourite Microsoft Word font in Japan?
The Edo Period of Japan did not believe in concealed carry permits: they preferred to Shoguns
What do you call it when someone assumes the staple crop of Japan?
For the weebs out there: What do you call a confused babysitter in Japan?
Did you hear about the man who took 10million dollars to Japan.
Why was Gandhi born between Chile and Japan?
Because he was Pacific.
This joke was made by my dad Airton today.
Homosexuals in Japan
Dad: Did you know that there's a higher percentage of gay men in Japan than in the United States?
Me: No I didn't
Dad: Yea they can't help it if every blow-job's a bro-job
Me: intense look of disappointment
The Prime Minister of Japan is meeting with the US President today and Trump told him that if he would spend the night, he'd rename the guest room after him.
The Shinzo Abe Lincoln Bedroom.
Told my dad that I wanted to study abroad in Japan
So I had to go all the way to Japan for a doctor's appointment.
The doctor didn't speak much English, but after he examined me for a few minutes, he said "You got Ed Zachary disease" I said, "Doctor, what the heck is Ed Zachary disease?" He replies "It simple. You face look Ed Zachary rike you ass."
Japan built a giant sculpture of Darth Vader for the Sapporo Snow Festival.
It was a monumental undertaking.