As a patriot, I have decided to buy my next Honda directly from Japan and pay the necessary tariffs.
It will...be my Civic duty.
A family is flying to Japan on vacation. The son ask "dad, are we there yet" the dad replies "not yet son"
A few hours later the plane lands in japan. The dad looks at his son and says "okinawa here"
My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? They’re clearly from Japan.
What is something that Japan produces more than other countries?
What would you call an electric train in Japan?
The biggest gender reveal was in Japan...
I've got this friend in Japan. Her name's Kim.
So Kim runs an undergarment and such clothing store, and I recently ordered myself some pyjamas. I fortunately she got the orders mixed up and sent me some type of dressing gown instead. All I could say was Kim,oh-no!
How do you refer to cheese in Japan ?
Where do all the comedians in Japan live?
Just had double knee surgery in Japan
I guess you can call them Japa-knees
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
I brought back a handful of change from my trip to Japan...
I have a real Yen for it.
What do they call cat treats in japan?
Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?
I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, “Dad, what do you think this is?...
...the Land of the Rising Son?”
You hear about Japan's new Hawaiian/Jamaican fusion food craze?
How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?
What is the egg capital of Japan?
What does Batman eat in Japan?
Have you heard what Japan have instead of alphabet soup?
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. “What is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
Did you know the flag of Japan is actually a pie chart?
Of how much of Japan is Japan.
Why the heck do cockroaches in India and Japan fly?
Because they are insects, it's a feature...not a bug.
I just got back from Japan and my son asked if I saw any koi fish.
I said no, the fish there were actually pretty sociable.
Did you know Japan has their own line of Eggnog?
They export it from Nog-asaki
Why has Japan had so many conflicts and wars?
Because they have lots of animes.
Sumo wrestlers are big in Japan
Why did the US nuke Japan?
They thought it was gonna be a blast
My friend just arrived back late from Japan
I told him, "You Tokyo time"
A criminal in Tokyo, Japan lost the police by escaping to the nearest mountain.
He is now a wanted Fujitive
What did people call their mothers during the Edo period in Japan?
Deposed atop mount fuji.
That was a high coup.
The number 1 in Japan must be a rash.
For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.