There are no difference for sharks in Japan.

They are all the さめ

*さ=sa, め=me, さめ = same =shark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron_ariff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, β€œDad, what do you think this is?...

...the Land of the Rising Son?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?

Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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What is the egg capital of Japan?

Yolkohama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?

For God's sake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AjahnMara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?

One Okinawa.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Did you know you are more likely to die before age 18 in a country like China, Japan, or India?

It's because there is so many YouthInAsia.

(euthanasia)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FranktheSirMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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Have you heard what Japan have instead of alphabet soup?

Times new ramen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Did you know the flag of Japan is actually a pie chart?

Of how much of Japan is Japan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_9213
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why the heck do cockroaches in India and Japan fly?

Because they are insects, it's a feature...not a bug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberSpork
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Did you know Japan has their own line of Eggnog?

They export it from Nog-asaki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeX13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Sumo wrestlers are big in Japan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What does Batman eat in Japan?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoddessNefertiti
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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A criminal in Tokyo, Japan lost the police by escaping to the nearest mountain.

He is now a wanted Fujitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWACS-Thunderhead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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My friend just arrived back late from Japan

I told him, "You Tokyo time"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Why did the US nuke Japan?

They thought it was gonna be a blast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pancakes134
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I just got back from Japan and my son asked if I saw any koi fish.

I said no, the fish there were actually pretty sociable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmomophobe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What did people call their mothers during the Edo period in Japan?

Edomommy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirito_Beleren
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Why has Japan had so many conflicts and wars?

Because they have lots of animes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zainchupacabra
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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The number 1 in Japan must be a rash.

Because it’s ichi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd011394
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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X-men movies should be shot as silent films in japan...

Cuz the movies all about mute-asians....(mutations)... geddit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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What is Japan's symbol of gratitude?

The Ariga-Toad.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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How do chihuahuas greet each other in Japan?

Konichihuahua.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprigger99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Japan's emporer.

Japan's emporer.
Deposed atop mount fuji.
That was a high coup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumDryGuy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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I went to Japan on a vacation, and I didn’t see a single ninja.

That was very impressive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Saw this is a donut shop in Japan imgur.com/BMdQZ6s
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πŸ‘€︎ u/delitomatoes
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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What is the favourite Microsoft Word font in Japan?

Times new ramen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AesSedai99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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The Edo Period of Japan did not believe in concealed carry permits: they preferred to Shoguns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
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Japan And Spain Collaborate On New "Crunchy" Wine: Tempura-nillo news4sadpeople.com/post/1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadrecipes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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What do you call it when someone assumes the staple crop of Japan?

Ricist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extendedlead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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For the weebs out there: What do you call a confused babysitter in Japan?

A NANI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Opunsesameme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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Did you hear about the man who took 10million dollars to Japan.

He was a billyenaire.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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Why was Gandhi born between Chile and Japan?

Because he was Pacific.

This joke was made by my dad Airton today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/momanT41
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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Homosexuals in Japan

Dad: Did you know that there's a higher percentage of gay men in Japan than in the United States?

Me: No I didn't

Dad: Yea they can't help it if every blow-job's a bro-job

Me: intense look of disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemon_waffles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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The Prime Minister of Japan is meeting with the US President today and Trump told him that if he would spend the night, he'd rename the guest room after him.

The Shinzo Abe Lincoln Bedroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hew3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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Told my dad that I wanted to study abroad in Japan

He asked me which one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/restinpiecesMXE
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2015
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So I had to go all the way to Japan for a doctor's appointment.

The doctor didn't speak much English, but after he examined me for a few minutes, he said "You got Ed Zachary disease" I said, "Doctor, what the heck is Ed Zachary disease?" He replies "It simple. You face look Ed Zachary rike you ass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeckdo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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Japan built a giant sculpture of Darth Vader for the Sapporo Snow Festival.

It was a monumental undertaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickelsurprise
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2015
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