A Korean argued with someone about the currency he uses in South Korea

The Korean Won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Why is the world largest library located in North Korea?

Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brokenvoice901
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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When you order a large combo meal in north korea what size is your drink?

1 supreme liter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Why is North Korea so evil?

Because they have no Seoul.

Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I can’t take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but I’m sure he’d be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter it’s brought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fourchubio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Whats the most popular game in North Korea?

Kim-Jong-Uno!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greywind721
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I met my wife in Korea. I knew right away..

She was my Seoul mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-overthinks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I opened an illegal distillery in North Korea

It was a whisky business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

He said "I can't complain"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biker_philosopher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why is North Korea bad at jazz

Because they lack Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MET121212
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Did you hear about North Korea shutting down because of a Covid case?

It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiddenmanna
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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A friend of of mine opened a business in South Korea.

He’s a Seoul proprietor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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A couple of days ago a man from Korea came to r/uruguay looking for help to make the worlds biggest sandwich. Last night (8:00PM for me - 8:00AM for him) we made it posible!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgtobnoxious
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I met this pretty lady in Korea.

She is now my Seoulmate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rICEcOOKER3001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?

Run DMZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyiso
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Did you hear about north koreas new experiment? It's called

ShrΓΆdingers Kim Jong Un

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why is there confusion over the health of North Korea’s leader?

When the reporter asked the doctor β€œhow is Kim Jong Un?”

Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herotz33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I wonder what calibre does North Korea use

To administer coronavirus shots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What are Dads from Korea known around the world as?

K-pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.

While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Seoul, Korea is a very beautiful place.

There’s a Park everywhere I look!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbig22432
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why North korea and south Korea's relationship didn't work?

Because North doesn't have a Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s4m_sepi0l
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?

Hey, Seoul Sister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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An Ant is lying in its death bed in North Korea.

He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.

Son Ant : What is it dad?

Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.

Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to France.They boarded a spy ship which took them to south Korea.From there they boarded a flight to France.With great difficulty they finally reached France.The father ant's health became worse.The son ant was thinking what was so important that they had to move to another country, So when they settled in their new home he finally asked..

Son Ant : Dad, We are in France now you can tell whatever you were going to tell me. The Father could not speak up so he signaled his son to come closer.The son did.

Father Ant: Son, We are now Europeants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOne77492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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So if North Korea succeeded in invading South Korea....

would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdwoodTheOwl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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The result of Germany vs South Korea in World Cup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Future_Banner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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If you find yourself a bit down or lost go to Korea

It's the best place to do a bit of Seoul searching

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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If South Korea ever has a natural disaster, you really should donate money to them.

It's good for the Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisLW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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I can’t believe Kim Jon Un wants to nuke South Korea

Does he have no Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JO10EY14
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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There was this musician in North Korea... imgur.com/gallery/4p8Z5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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What kind of music do they listen to in South Korea?

Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinkcriticaler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Mines in North Korea are called "Mines" when it should have been "Ours"

They're communists...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random-mice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines?

Because they got a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agtledevyday
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Asking questions to govt is illegal in Korea even though it's a country full of quoreans.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Korea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Max_nesbitt10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I found a topless picture of North Korea's leader Kim Jong-un imgur.com/1RLYeWw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspiringlondon
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2016
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I've decided to go to South Korea to find love...

I'm determined to find my Seoul mate.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I think Kim Jong Un really stepped over the line when he visited South Korea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matsas11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Have any of you seen Billy Joel’s documentary on South Korea?

It’s all about Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sors_bandeam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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My friend went to the capital of South Korea on business and fell in love!

She found her Seoul-mate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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My friend went with a tour group to the capital of South Korea and got lost amongst the crowd...

It took a little Seoul searching, but he eventually found his way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.

So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Kim Jong Un’s historic trip to South Korea is the first by any North Korean leader.

About time he got on the Seoul Train

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

"I can't complain" He said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidi3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I met the woman of my dreams in Korea

She's my Seoul mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowman50
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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How is life in North Korea?

You can't complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pleasenerfdruids
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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