So ve it.
The jokes werenβt that good, but I liked the execution.
Unfortunately, I had to throw it out because it was shit (ΡΠΈΡ).
Oh, Crimea river
Only Sergey-gation
Because you don't wanna be Russian while European
They were called ours
They had to SeverNyah
They just wonβt be Putin up with it!
Edward Snowden
Cagey Bee.
Nyet flix
He was putin prison
...then Soviet.
You get Puttin jail
Nyetflix.
A Poo-tin.
Itβs considered a Vin nyet.
But it got Stalin!
I wonder what they putin
... Then Soviet
They were Stalin.
They were so bad they should be Putin the bin
Sergei-gation.
Crimea!
The president of Russia is no good for Putin on the Ritz.
They have a putin.
Putin on the ritz
Yo, this shit cold!
Crimea river
Never drink it. You never know what he putin there.
Because they have Njetflix.
Should have noticed the red flags earlier.
Crimea River
A soviet onion
He had to Putin a lot of work to get where he is.
Boris pin
As they say: In Soviet Russia, Cars drive you...
Brussia brussia brussia brussia
Because they're not capitalized
"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."
The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"
He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.
"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."
The man continues to keep his cool.
"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"
He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.
"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.
The spy smirks.
"But I still think you American spy."
The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.
He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"
The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.
The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.
After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.
In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."
The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.
"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"
The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."
The jokes weren't that good ,but I liked the execution
He got Putin jail
