I love country puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/STANDARD_POTATO
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Country puns are punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glowstick2019
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Some bad country puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepowerpie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What do you call a homeless deceptive kid? (country pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overrated_meme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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I Greek out over country puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasualGasmask
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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What are your best actresses/countries puns?
  • Cameroon Diaz

  • Jennifer Afghaniston

  • Japanne Hathaway

  • Panama Anderson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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Country Pun

Youtuber: "So Billie Joe are you going back to Russia?"

Billie Joe Armstrong: "I'm going back to Russia, for sure."

Youtuber: "When is the next album?"

B.J.A: "I don't know. I have a few songs but I don't wanna Russian!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirmonkey95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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How do you get a country girls attention?

A Tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmath12
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How many dads does it take to found a country?

>!Forefathers.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tracersasspose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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what country is Prague located in again?

Hold on let me Czech

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_inevitable
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As one of the biggest fruit farmers in the country, I owe all of my success to my dear dad. I grew up as a kid who was scared of everything, and my dad always told me to

grow a pear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What is the slipperiest country in the world ?

Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobody492
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countries…

I was like. Oman, I don’t know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr-fuhrer
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I thought I heard news of a country making money out of soft pear-shaped fruits with sweet dark flesh and many small seeds...

But I guess it was a fig mint of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?

Rebar McEntire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
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A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...

Mo-roccan.

This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sneakymooseattack
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From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acerthorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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How do you land a country girl?

A tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinosaurs-in-love
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?

Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.

(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/painfool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I saw a comedy sketch on how people from around the country talk differently.

It was an accent piece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ontoforever
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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title with an african country
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devil_Halo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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What country are Ned Flanders’ relatives from?

Iddley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aderkaperk1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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What country is home to the world’s most expensive rollercoaster?

Coaster Rica

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
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Y’all hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?

Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.

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In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the community’s table scraps.

You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.

The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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What kinds of countries do soft drink companies make?

Carbo Nations!

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How do you call a country where everyone discriminates each other?

Discrimination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaxen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...

So I sent him a β€˜Get Well Soon!’ card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.

It’s all Maple leaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berryman85
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I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.

Only one was like "Yemen"

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TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.

Except Togo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What is Elon Musk’s Favorite African Country?

Mad-at-gas-car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebrow9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions

I C Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bawkalor
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What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?

Studying a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
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Whats the largest country in the world?

Ireland cause its always Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electronic_docter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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When the moon hits your knees, you mispronounce countries...

Singapore!

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What is something that Japan produces more than other countries?

Japanese people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_VAAV
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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What country that is never full?

Hungary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Can you name a country in Africa?

Well Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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From My grandma: what’s the slipperiest country?

Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frozeneskimo02
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What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?

A pink carnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
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What do you call a country of lazy people?

The Procrastination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Did you hear about the grape that betrayed his country?

He committed traisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
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What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?

Baaa rain πŸ‡§πŸ‡­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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How do you get a country girl’s attention?

A tractor !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremyleeb
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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How do you get a country girl’s attention?

A tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Actual_Tom
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