I love country puns
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Country puns are punny
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Some bad country puns.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What do you call a homeless deceptive kid? (country pun)
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︎ Oct 11 2016
I Greek out over country puns
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︎ Jan 27 2019
What are your best actresses/countries puns?
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Cameroon Diaz
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Jennifer Afghaniston
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Japanne Hathaway
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Panama Anderson
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︎ Nov 05 2015
Country Pun
Youtuber: "So Billie Joe are you going back to Russia?"
Billie Joe Armstrong: "I'm going back to Russia, for sure."
Youtuber: "When is the next album?"
B.J.A: "I don't know. I have a few songs but I don't wanna Russian!"
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︎ Mar 27 2015
How do you get a country girls attention?
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︎ May 19 2021
How many dads does it take to found a country?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
what country is Prague located in again?
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︎ May 30 2021
As one of the biggest fruit farmers in the country, I owe all of my success to my dear dad. I grew up as a kid who was scared of everything, and my dad always told me to
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︎ May 21 2021
What is the slipperiest country in the world ?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countriesβ¦
I was like. Oman, I donβt know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.
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︎ May 01 2021
I thought I heard news of a country making money out of soft pear-shaped fruits with sweet dark flesh and many small seeds...
But I guess it was a fig mint of my imagination.
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︎ May 27 2021
Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?
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︎ May 21 2021
A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...
Mo-roccan.
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
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︎ May 21 2021
From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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︎ Dec 30 2020
How do you land a country girl?
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︎ May 09 2021
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I saw a comedy sketch on how people from around the country talk differently.
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︎ May 01 2021
title with an african country
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What country are Ned Flandersβ relatives from?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What country is home to the worldβs most expensive rollercoaster?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Yβall hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?
Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the communityβs table scraps.
You canβt make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the countryβs eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What kinds of countries do soft drink companies make?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
How do you call a country where everyone discriminates each other?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
My friend in the country couldnβt afford his water bill...
So I sent him a βGet Well Soon!β card.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
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︎ Jan 11 2021
TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Whats the largest country in the world?
Ireland cause its always Dublin
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︎ Feb 22 2021
When the moon hits your knees, you mispronounce countries...
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What is something that Japan produces more than other countries?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What country that is never full?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Can you name a country in Africa?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
From My grandma: whatβs the slipperiest country?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What do you call a country of lazy people?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Did you hear about the grape that betrayed his country?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
How do you get a country girlβs attention?
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︎ May 14 2021
How do you get a country girlβs attention?
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︎ May 22 2021
What is Elon Muskβs Favorite African Country?
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