I love country puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/STANDARD_POTATO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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its a country pun!

turkey is best served with greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk8russial
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Some bad country puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepowerpie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Country puns are punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glowstick2019
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I Greek out over country puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasualGasmask
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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What do you call a homeless deceptive kid? (country pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overrated_meme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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What are your best actresses/countries puns?
  • Cameroon Diaz

  • Jennifer Afghaniston

  • Japanne Hathaway

  • Panama Anderson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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Country Pun

Youtuber: "So Billie Joe are you going back to Russia?"

Billie Joe Armstrong: "I'm going back to Russia, for sure."

Youtuber: "When is the next album?"

B.J.A: "I don't know. I have a few songs but I don't wanna Russian!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirmonkey95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acerthorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?

Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.

(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/painfool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Did you hear about the grape that betrayed his country?

He committed traisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Can you name a country in Africa?

Well Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Which country orders the most takeout?

Togo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.

If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akodo1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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How do you get a country girl’s attention?

A tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What's Elon Musk's least favourite country?

Madeagascar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries

They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmazinBacon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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How can you tell when a country isn't fake?

When it Israel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anarchyinyourhead
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Two peanuts from the country went to the city, and one was asalted

peanut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrassOrchidBlades
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What do they call IHOP in communist countries?

Wehop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackoutRetro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What country's bees can store the most data?

U.S.Bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?

Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonkagloop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why is every country a Third world Country?

Because we’re all the third world from the sun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stalin_Best_Waifu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Apparently Florida has the highest rate of infidelity in the country...

It's an unfortunate state of affairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GIGA255
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?

Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drigana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...

So I sent him a β€˜Get Well Soon!’ card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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How do you call a country with deceiving tree?

A contree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoSoonYetSoLate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call a country of lazy people?

The Procrastination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Santa will not have to quarantine when entering different countries

He has gotten the vaccine and now has santybodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanb49
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What is the most indifferent country in world history?

The So-be-it Union

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geeyoung373
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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If you're going to take up Cross Country skiing...

It's best to start with a small Country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do cross-country runners eat before a big race?

Nothing. They fast!

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What's the angriest country in the world?

Madagascar!

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How do you get a country girlfriend?

A tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zen_of_Chaos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What did Apple call the small country they bought off the coast of Wales?

iLand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FIROEDA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What country is the easiest to get an infection from the germs?

Germ many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hokieokie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?

Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What's the only country where it rains sheep?

Baaah-rain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hadronwulf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.

oh Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I just came back from another country with an ant...

It's important guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5uzy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Yemen was having a war with their neighboring countries

They got nuked, and shouted "Oman!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thesaltyscarlet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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All countries got Coronavirus...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt_T
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I just got my girlfriend with this: β€œYou heard about that country named after Becky Stan?”

Her: β€œWho’s Becky Stan? 🀨

... Ohhh πŸ˜–β€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamThere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Which country did Usain Bolt move to after his retirement?

Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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How did we know we were driving through Amish country?

By the bad Yoder in the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonofbro4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What country has the fastest growing capital?

Ireland, because it's always Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacobSkrrrrt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call a country of lazy people?

Procrastination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
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