A list of puns related to "Country Music"
Dolly Pardon.
This comes as little surprise however, as Icelandβs BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.
Me: o.O??? ... Which country?
He's going to get the eclectic chair.
Shannara Twain
It's poultry in motion!
Because itβs not Pop.
Why doesn't he change his name to Keith Rural?
(From "The Glass House" TV series compendium book.)
Apparently I had crossed the Florida Georgia Line
Sheβs my Faith Heeler.
Contour
And I can't seem to find country music.
I asked what my sister was listening to, she says "LeAnn Rimes" and I says "with what?"
I was talking about music with a friend, when this bit of conversation happened:
Her: I really don't like country music.
Me: How come?
Her: I don't know. It just gives me the creeps.
Me: So, you could say it gives you the Willie Nelsons?
Her: ...
Her: You're horrible.
Driving down the freeway with my sisters in the car.
I asked, "Hey, you guys like Country music, right?"
"Yes," they responded.
Driving from NY to North Carolina. Listening to rock and electronic music.
Mom: This is perfect gym music.
Dad: Jim? He likes country better.
Crap.
Are country music
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...Country music.
Are country music
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