A list of puns related to "Cowboy"
A jolly rancher
"Sure thing, pardner. That's 20 cows," says Dad.
They weren’t very good at first, but they practised and now they’re an OK Chorale
Whoa is me
He got roped into it.
He wanted to get a long little doggie
Audi, partner 🤠
"I herd they mooved"
This ain’t my first rodeo.
It be-hooved them.
Does that make him a Jollyrancher?
The Audi Partner.
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.
...is having a stable income.
I’m brimming with disdain for you
He says that it makes him feel more at home... on the range.
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
Someone told him to 'Get alonnnnng little doggy.'
Cowboy: Who's that they're hanging?
Barman: That there is the Brown Paper Kid.
Cowboy: Brown Paper Kid? Never heard of him. What did they get him for?
It becomes a Haudi
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon and ties it outside. He enters the bar, sits down, and orders a whiskey.
Minutes later he hears someone ride off with his horse. He runs outside, and sure enough, his horse is gone.
He goes back in the saloon, fires his gun three times in the air, and says "At the count of ten my horse better be back here. I don't want to do what I had to do in Laredo."
A few minutes later, he sees through the door his horse being returned.
Just before he leaves the saloon, the bartender whispers to him "so what did you have to do in Laredo?"
The cowboy says "I had to walk home".
The holier one.
to the dump-dity-dump-dity-dump-dump-dump
It would be reintarnation
Someone told him to “get along little doggie”
A jolly rancher.
A jolly rancher.
are you ranch dressing?
With saddle lights!