How do cowboys sent secret messages?
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What do you call a happy cowboy?
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The other day a cowboy stopped by our house and asked my Dad if he could help him round up 18 cows.
"Sure thing, pardner. That's 20 cows," says Dad.
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Did you hear about those cowboys who started a choir?
They werenβt very good at first, but they practised and now theyβre an OK Chorale
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What did the dying cowboy say right before he shuffled off his mortal coil?
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Why did the cowboy start making lassos?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What happens when you die and come back as a cowboy?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
How do you say hi to a chinese cowboy?
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Why did the cowboy adopt a Dachshund?
He wanted to get a long little doggie
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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
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What do you call a rascal cowboy?
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What do cowboys use to move from state to state?
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How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What did the cowboy say about the missing cattle?
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What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
This ainβt my first rodeo.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
What kind of western makes a cowboy hungry?
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What do you call an impotent cowboy?
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Why did cowboys ride horses?
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If a cowboy is happy,
Does that make him a Jollyrancher?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
A new car has been launched for American cowboys...
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.
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What did the cowboy artist like to do?
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The most underrated part of being a cowboy...
...is having a stable income.
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What did the jealous bowler hat say to the cowboy hat?
Iβm brimming with disdain for you
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︎ Oct 23 2020
My brother, whoβs a cowboy, always sits on the stove when he visits us.
He says that it makes him feel more at home... on the range.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Cowboy goes in to a hotel and says a single room and a wardrobe for my horse. Your horse sir the manager replied!
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells βitβs a bacon treeβ then runs to it and is shot up with bullets
It wasnβt a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
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Why did the cowboy adppt a dachshund?
Someone told him to 'Get alonnnnng little doggy.'
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If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
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Cowboy: Who's that they're hanging?
Cowboy: Who's that they're hanging?
Barman: That there is the Brown Paper Kid.
Cowboy: Brown Paper Kid? Never heard of him. What did they get him for?
Barman: Rustling.
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What happens when you put a cowboy hat on an Audi?
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Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
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An old cowboy and his horse
A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon and ties it outside. He enters the bar, sits down, and orders a whiskey.
Minutes later he hears someone ride off with his horse. He runs outside, and sure enough, his horse is gone.
He goes back in the saloon, fires his gun three times in the air, and says "At the count of ten my horse better be back here. I don't want to do what I had to do in Laredo."
A few minutes later, he sees through the door his horse being returned.
Just before he leaves the saloon, the bartender whispers to him "so what did you have to do in Laredo?"
The cowboy says "I had to walk home".
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**Cowboy stares at something wrong**
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︎ Apr 05 2020
What do ghost cowboys wear?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Two cowboys have a duel, which one goes to heaven?
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What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Where do Cowboys take their garbage?
to the dump-dity-dump-dity-dump-dump-dump
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If I die and come back as a cowboy...
It would be reintarnation
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Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
Someone told him to βget along little doggieβ
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If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What do you call a happy cowboy?
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How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do call a happy cowboy?
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︎ May 10 2020
If you wear cowboy clothes ...
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If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
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