What do you call a happy cowboy?
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If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What do cowboys use to move from state to state?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What did the cowboy say about the missing cattle?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
This ainβt my first rodeo.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
What kind of western makes a cowboy hungry?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do you call an impotent cowboy?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
Someone told him to βget along little doggieβ
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How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
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If a cowboy is happy,
Does that make him a Jollyrancher?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Why did cowboys ride horses?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A new car has been launched for American cowboys...
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.
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What did the cowboy artist like to do?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
The most underrated part of being a cowboy...
...is having a stable income.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What did the jealous bowler hat say to the cowboy hat?
Iβm brimming with disdain for you
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︎ Oct 23 2020
My brother, whoβs a cowboy, always sits on the stove when he visits us.
He says that it makes him feel more at home... on the range.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Cowboy goes in to a hotel and says a single room and a wardrobe for my horse. Your horse sir the manager replied!
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells βitβs a bacon treeβ then runs to it and is shot up with bullets
It wasnβt a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
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︎ Sep 22 2020
If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
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Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Why did the cowboy adppt a dachshund?
Someone told him to 'Get alonnnnng little doggy.'
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Cowboy: Who's that they're hanging?
Cowboy: Who's that they're hanging?
Barman: That there is the Brown Paper Kid.
Cowboy: Brown Paper Kid? Never heard of him. What did they get him for?
Barman: Rustling.
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An old cowboy and his horse
A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon and ties it outside. He enters the bar, sits down, and orders a whiskey.
Minutes later he hears someone ride off with his horse. He runs outside, and sure enough, his horse is gone.
He goes back in the saloon, fires his gun three times in the air, and says "At the count of ten my horse better be back here. I don't want to do what I had to do in Laredo."
A few minutes later, he sees through the door his horse being returned.
Just before he leaves the saloon, the bartender whispers to him "so what did you have to do in Laredo?"
The cowboy says "I had to walk home".
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What happens when you put a cowboy hat on an Audi?
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What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Two cowboys have a duel, which one goes to heaven?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What do ghost cowboys wear?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What did the cowboy tell the guy who was running away?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree thatβs draped in bacon. βA bacon tree ! Weβre saved!β He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
/r/Jokes/comments/i7puax/β¦
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Where do Cowboys take their garbage?
to the dump-dity-dump-dity-dump-dump-dump
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︎ Aug 05 2020
How cowboy birds greet each other?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
**Cowboy stares at something wrong**
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︎ Apr 05 2020
How does a cowboy start his day?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Me: Whatβs the cowboys favorite salad dressing?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
2 cowboys were riding along and one saw a tree with bacon dangling from the branches. One called out saying "Look a Bacon Tree!" As they went closer to have a look they were confronted with a sky full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled:
This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.
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Whatβs a happy cowboyβs favorite candy?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What do you call a happy cowboy?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do call a happy cowboy?
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︎ May 10 2020
If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
If you wear cowboy clothes ...
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︎ Jul 29 2020
How does a cowboy start his day?
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