What did the gunslinger see when he entered the church?

Pew-pew-pew

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The gunslinger walks through the saloon doors...

and he just stands there, surveying the assemblage as the room goes quiet. And suddenly he yells, "All you dirty bastards, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

And the crowd rushing the exists raises a cloud of dust, obscuring vision. When it settled, the gunslinger notices one little wizened old man tucked in a corner beside the piano. The gunslinger walks over, his spurs making a small jingling sound. He stands in front of the still-seated old man. "WELL?," he demands.

The old man looks up earnestly into the gunslinger's face, "Sure was a lot of 'em, wasn't ther?".

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What's the name of the sister of that famous female gunslinger who sang in bars?

Carrie Oakley

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Did you hear the one about the priest who wanted to be a gunslinger?

"Pew, pew, pew."

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Two gunslingers of equal skill had a face off, what do you think happened?

It was a draw.

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I saw a cowboy chasing Johnny cash across Arizona, this is all I had to say

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed

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