Gunman Puns

A list of puns related to "Gunman"

TIL that during the making of Monty Python's Holy Grail, a crazed gunman got on set.

John Cleese and Graham Chapman were terrified for their lives, but it turned out the guy was just making Idle threats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mecoptera2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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A gunman was just sighted near my local hairdresser.

If they come under fire I reckon their only option will be to bob and weave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viglek
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Just talked to my dad about the gif on the front page of the cop tackling the gunman and his hostage

i said "yeah the cop was on the roof and tackled the guy, it seemed intense." My dad says "it wasn't outside?" I said "uh...well yeah he was on a roof and jumped down." He says back "but I thought you said it was in tents?" I let out the biggest groan as he starts giggling like a school girl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/landophant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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What sound do gunshots in a church make?

Pew pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seekunrustlement
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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