Militants Puns

A list of puns related to "Militants"

Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..

It’s called Al-Quinoa

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👤︎ u/Beewthanitch
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Did you hear about the war against a militant group of quadruple amputees?

Don't worry, they were unarmed and defeated.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 18 2017
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"Did you hear the Islamic Militants are trying to infiltrate Rome?"

"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.

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👤︎ u/2ndChanceCharlie
📅︎ Sep 09 2014
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Why bears in America only have 2 appendages?

Because all American citizens have the right two bear arms

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👤︎ u/corza663_
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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[request] puns for a character called Beach Hitler

I run a DnD game and am very bad at puns. Like all good writers, though, I thought of a character name that made me laugh and have decided to build a personality around it.

Basically he's a surfer bro nazi. Militantly chill. He's a villain in the game but will hopefully read as still kinda tempting to party with. The only thing I've been able to come up with that has any promise whatsoever is "Third Reichteous."

Thank you, reddit angels

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👤︎ u/stiljo24
📅︎ Mar 23 2018
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