He was sentenced to drinking spruce tea or leaving for 6 months because he was teaching the youth how to be passive-aggressive. His disciple Playdoh wrote half a screenplay about him before giving up and finding a real job.
Did you hear about the aggressive Bell Ringer?
He tolled everyone off
Stay away from the aggressive pepper salesman...
He’ll get jalapeño face.
The first rule of passive aggressive club is..
You know what, never mind. It’s fine.
Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.
They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.
I'm glad my cat is well trained and not aggressive
She's just purrfect or else it would have been a catastrophe.
What did Putin say after NATO complained about Russia's aggressive westward expansion?
Crimea River
So apparently there's now a mutated virus specifically targeting people who have worthless, aggressive, mixed breed dogs.
The cur owner virus.
I get very aggressive when I'm forced to play certain stringed instruments
Don't make me use violins.
Why was the cow so aggressive?
It was in a bad mood.
I knew an aggressive furry
He killed a man with his bear hands.
A female sheep and a couple of aggressive birds are sitting on the veranda. What language do they speak?
Porchewegeese
Aggressive Violin
What do the aggressive violinist called himself?
I am violent.
What do you call when two aggressive dogs meet each other?
Love at first bite.
Met a loud and aggressive Canadian man today...
He had a real Type Eh personality.
How do you get a vegan to stop being aggressive?
By telling them "I don't want any beef."
My dad's favourite passive-aggressive joke.
When I was a kid, I would be in the car and want a drink and not want to wait until the next time we stopped.
I'd whine, "I'm thirsty!" Dad would say, "Hi Thirsty! I'm Friday!"
