I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive

Butt willy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josuhataylor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Sorry if offensive

What do you call a German who can’t see

A notsee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwnSpecialist8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What kind of deodorant do offensive linemen use?

Right Guard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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The term β€œdad bod” is offensive

I prefer father figure

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Offensive jokes incoming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/destructive_peae
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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offensive knock knock joke

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Your dad

Your dad who?

Your dad who left you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lakhan_G
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops

Because there's a Colt snap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprcheese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Is this offensive?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stevedercoole
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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i have a offensive broken airplane joke,

but it just won't fly here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicgamer927
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I got told a offensive joke about planes

I wasnt happy but i let it fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2suomalaista
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Did you hear about the offensive toilet?

It was out of order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearbelly88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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*Warning* This video is offensive v.redd.it/aq66eskm7ub21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellowbelot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Fences are offensive,

Let’s picket them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwiftFoxRaps
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Why is earth worm humor offensive?

They only know dirty jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/querdun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Excrubulent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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This is the most downright offensive thing I've ever seen

http://i.imgur.com/HiikZ78.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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What do you call something that's offensive to the mind of a dog?

Re-pug-nant.

*screams internally*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Pellucidity_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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The poet said something offensive at yesterday's poetry slam.

I snapped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numbgum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Did you hear about hitler losing the russian winter offensive?

He was fΓΌhrer-ous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missile500
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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apparently its offensive

my coworker was in a hurry, I said why are you Russian?

he said i'm not i'm Czech!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyjaymes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Slightly offensive dadjoke at work

This one was about two years ago, but it was one of my favorite memories of work due to the reaction it got. There's a little bit of a setup/backstory for this.

I landed a job at the local Sam's Club before it opened, so I, along with the other associates, was to attend a credit training event at a very nice bank in town.

There were probably 30 or 40 in the class and most of us knew each other pretty well because we had spent the past few weeks 'blitzing,' or selling Sam's Club memberships at Walmarts in the area.

Anyway, the credit guy (his name fails me) was giving a powerpoint presentation on the ins and outs of the Sam's credit accounts. At one point, he said that for pre-approved members, a piece of paper called a 'chit' will print out. There were a few chuckles and he smiled and said "yeah, I know," and carried on.

Then I raised my hand.

He called on me, and I began: "So if a church with a business membership is pre-approved, who's responsible for applying? A church accountant or one of the clergy or something?"

"Yes, whoever owns the account itself."

"Would that be considered a 'holy chit?'"

The class erupted in laughter and one associate even left the room because she was laughing so hard. I saw one of the managers in class with us had his head buried in his arms laughing to the point of tears.

Probably my finest moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalJunkie101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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Slightly offensive, but this one always stuck with me.

Once while watching the original Planet of the Apes, my Dad walks in to inform me that dinner is ready. He stops, looks at the screen and says, "Hey is this Roots?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BookhouseCory
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2013
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Offensive Joke

-You shouldn't take offense

-You should take a hedge instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukulele_Henry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2013
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