I can't take my dog to the lake anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
The Killer Ohms are attacking us!
WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I said to my dad "the bread is attacking me"
And my dad said "assult with a breadly weapon!"
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︎ Feb 05 2021
My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
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︎ Feb 15 2020
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
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︎ May 17 2020
Why do 1, 2, 3, 5, and 7 keep attacking me?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
We may as well have aliens attacking this year. WHO knows?
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︎ May 04 2020
Did you hear about all the hens attacking the farmer inside the hen house?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
How do stop a mob of attacking clowns?
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︎ Mar 14 2020
A shop assistant tried stopping an armed robber by attacking him with a labeling gun.
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
A woman appears in court, accused of attacking her husband with guitars..
The judge asks, โFirst offender?โ
โNo,โ she replies, โFirst, a Gibson. Second, a Fender.โ
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Never fight off an attacking snowman with a stick.
You'll only arm your attacker.
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︎ Apr 08 2019
My camera was low on storage, so I was only able to photograph a shark attacking a seal.
Itโs just one kilo-byte.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
An acrobat has been arrested for attacking an audience member at a recent show...
He was done for some-assaulting.
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︎ Jul 28 2018
What's the difference between attacking a human and attacking a pig?
One's considered assaulting with intent to kill, the other is killing with intent to salt!
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︎ Oct 16 2018
How do you stop a French guy from attacking you?
You kick him in the oui oui.
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︎ Dec 14 2016
Before attacking the alien spaceship in Independence Day the General tells his pilots to fire at will.
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︎ Jan 03 2016
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I can't take my dog to the park without all the ducks attacking him
I shouldn't have gotten a pure bread.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
I can't take my dog to the pond any more, the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
I can't take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him
That's what you get for buying a pure bread dog
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︎ Mar 29 2020
The Killer Ohms are attacking us!
WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!
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︎ Mar 20 2020
We can't take our dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what we get for buying a pure bread dog...
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︎ Oct 05 2017
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog...
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︎ Feb 27 2019
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
I guess that's what I get for having a pure bred dog
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︎ Jul 27 2019
There's a giant fly attacking the city!
But don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Apr 17 2019
If you are attacking clowns
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︎ Oct 27 2019
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him....
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure-bread.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
My Roomba accidentally wandered outside my house, and all the animals started viciously attacking it.
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︎ Jan 13 2019
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
A giant fly is attacking the police station!
Quick! Call the SWAT team!
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︎ May 12 2018
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