Thank you for your cervix.
To minimise casual tees
With a salt rifle and pepper spray.
When I tell him he's too young, he says he wants to join the infantry.
I don't know, they have too many branches.
It's a Kitchy-Kitchy Koo
Because they are strict no-fly zones.
He's a loo tenant.
He quickly achieved the rank of “treem ”, rather high up in the rankings. However, it was not long lasting, as after a series of events he was demoted. His parents grew very annoyed of hearing him talking about having been a treem, his unfair demotion, and how much he hated his new position. Now, the gamer’s family often made little newspapers to share personal achievements and events with their family.
This weeks top headline read, “ex-treem dissed appointment”.
They wil be some fine ass Infantry
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
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So when they return, they can Scandinavian
That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.
So when they get back they can Scandinavian
Fleece Navy Dad
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.
His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.
"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."
"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.
"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."
"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."
"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."
a JOINT taskforce!
One time a contractor approached me and asked if I wanted to buy some panzers that his company built.
I considered it for a while but remembered that the air force needed to get new fighter jets.
I turn back to the contractor and say, “sorry, but we just don’t have enough room in the budget. Thanks but no tanks.”
To minimize casual tees
Because they’re USAF.
After all, why would they put everyone in divisions?
Finally I gave up.
I said don't worry, you'll make a killing
The top brass.
The Air Force, because they're US AF.
They all look army
Because they're uniform belts!
He was an impressive Marxman.
He would apply to be a Naval Officer
It used to be a kernel
They call him Darth Vedder.
(And to my dad, happy anniversary of telling this joke every year of my childhood.)
He was a seasoned veteran
That's why he joined the Na'vi.
I hear they're bread for combat.
He used to be the Drill Instructor... And specialised in extractions.
It's a major faux paw.
... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!
I heard it’s so when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
G. I. Jokes
Apparently you get arrested for desserting.
One s'more unto the breach, dear friends, one s'more
thank you for your cervix!
He has a feliz navy dad.
A Think Tank.
"So next week we get to practice detaching our harnesses from our parachutes while being pulled along the ground. It should be a lot of fun!"
"Sounds like a real drag to me"
I mean, there's a reason they called it the INFANTry.
They are actually pretty general folk
It uses ultraviolent light
They're training men! Hallelujah! They're training men! Amen!
A skeptic tank.
They go to Root Camp.
...for committing treason.
Robot in da skies.
He was a hot dog of a soldier until the kraut mustard out.
is a war on Christmas.