A list of puns related to "Military"
Kernel
A-TEN-SON!
He would get so nervous before battle that he couldn't keep his hands from shaking. The say he wielded quite the shaky-spear.
Ratashootie
Thank you for your cervix.
few months later, i was court marshalled for murdering a superior by the name of "drill sergeant will"
It’s called War and Peas.
It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.
To minimise casual tees
The Colonel of Truth
With a salt rifle and pepper spray.
When I tell him he's too young, he says he wants to join the infantry.
All I can find are base models.
They’re submarines.
The Naval Corps.
He just drones on and on.
Ducks will always quack under interrogation.
I don't know, they have too many branches.
Because they are strict no-fly zones.
small arms
It's a Kitchy-Kitchy Koo
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.
His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.
"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."
"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.
"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."
"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."
"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."
He's a loo tenant.
So when they return, they can Scandinavian
That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.
He quickly achieved the rank of “treem ”, rather high up in the rankings. However, it was not long lasting, as after a series of events he was demoted. His parents grew very annoyed of hearing him talking about having been a treem, his unfair demotion, and how much he hated his new position. Now, the gamer’s family often made little newspapers to share personal achievements and events with their family.
This weeks top headline read, “ex-treem dissed appointment”.
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
They wil be some fine ass Infantry
To minimize casual tees
G.I raffe
An army-dillo.
a JOINT taskforce!
So when they get back they can Scandinavian
One time a contractor approached me and asked if I wanted to buy some panzers that his company built.
I considered it for a while but remembered that the air force needed to get new fighter jets.
I turn back to the contractor and say, “sorry, but we just don’t have enough room in the budget. Thanks but no tanks.”
Fleece Navy Dad
To Scandinavian
He was an impressive Marxman.
Because they’re USAF.
The Air Force, because they're US AF.
Kernel
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