Naval Puns

Cause they swallow seamen

G.I. Jonah!

——————————————————————- Idk I thought of this at 2 AM

I mean, we were all semen at one point.

Charges are often dropped.

A Sub-Woofer

So they can Scandinavian.

It's a place of warship.

"Hand it over and let me see" Throws orange. "No son, Air Force."

I mean think about it- it took place a long time ago, in a Gaelic sea far, far away!

The belly button

He was telling us all how nervous he was that he wouldn't fit in there, and my dad says, "don't worry, everyone there will be in the same boat."

As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, “Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”

A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, “ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”

When they come into port, they can Scandinavian.

I asked "do you care about their ranks?"

Not from my dad but involving him so I think that counts. Also took him a second to realize what I said. He then chuckled a bit.

The Naval Corps.

A Naval Orange

First off a six-parter

1. If there are 500 rocks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left? A: 499
2. How do you get an elephant into a fridge? This is a three part process A: open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.
3. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? This is a four part process A: open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.
4. All the animals go to heaven for a meeting, but one can't come, why not? A: the giraffe, it's in the fridge.
5. A weak old lady has to cross a river full of alligators, how does she get across? A: the alligators are at the meeting in heaven.
6. As soon as the old lady gets across the river she dies, how? A: the rock fell on her head.

No 2 A real cool guy walks into a cafe. He wearing sunglasses, tidy haircut, but just a super cool guy all round. He orders a glass of condensed milk and puts it on his table. Next time the waitress walks past he asks for a glass of black coffee. Now he has a glass of milk and a glass of coffee next to each other, this guy is real cool. Next time the waitress walks past he orders a glass of ice. She's happy to do that for this dude because he is so cool. He mixes the milk and coffee with the ice and stirs with his little spoon. Looks good. The old man that owns the cafe walks up to him and says, 'I see your in the Navy". How did he know?

A: he was wearing a naval uniform.

Anyone know similar nonsense?

GENERAL MILLS

Oops I've posted this in the wrong place

A naval naval fleet.

He would apply to be a Naval Officer

Edit: Words

A naval battle

A naval fleet.

Naval.

A Naval Destroyer.

but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.

Naval Oranges

Naval Academy

We were playing a popular table top naval warfare game, and my son proclaimed his next shot, "I-1!"

His little brother, who was already slightly behind, burst into tears, yelling, "What? You can't do that! Mom that's not fair."

It took us all a few seconds to figure out why he was so upset.

My father and I had to go to the grocery store to pick up some food the other day. When we get to the fruit section he asks me to grab some oranges. I walk over to the pile of oranges labeled "Naval oranges" so I point and ask if these are the right ones. With a smile on his face he responds "I prefer the Air Force oranges myself". Happy Father's Day dad, never stop!

Dad: What do you want me to bring you?

Me: How about some Firehouse Subs?

Dad: I didn't know they sold naval vessels!

He's still laughing

You put it in the naval reserves!!!

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.