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Why do Danish warships have barcodes on the side of them?

So they can Scandinavian!

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Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on the side?

Because when they return to port, they can.....


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👤︎ u/AusRoX123
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Did you hear that the Swedes have started putting barcodes on the hulls of their warships?

Now, when they pull into port, they can Scandinavian.

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📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why do Swedish warships have barcodes painted on their hulls?

So that when they return to port, the authorities can Scandinavian

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📅︎ May 12 2019
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Why did the Swedes and Norway put bar codes on their warships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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👤︎ u/mhf145
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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Did you know that Norwegian warships have big bar codes on the side?

It's so that when they come to port the workers can quickly scan da Navy in.

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📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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Why do Swedes put barcodes on their warships?

So they can scan da navy in.

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📅︎ May 20 2018
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A couple of my favourites...

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes one them? So that when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

And then these work as a one-two punch:

I started a business building yachts from home...sails have been going through the roof.

And before that I had a business clearing the fallen leaves from people's backyards. I was raking it in.

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📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...

They were charged with "Idle Warship".

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👤︎ u/Cry2Laugh
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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TIL Navy bases are known as temples of the sea

They are a place of warship

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👤︎ u/cccggt
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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The pope visited the Naval Academy this weekend...

It's a place of warship.

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📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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My neighbor is obsessed with navy destroyers

He warships them

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👤︎ u/rbk4life
📅︎ Aug 23 2015
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I'm a street performer at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. I tell punny jokes there, thought you'd enjoy them.

The King is in love with the Spanish Armada, in fact you could say he warships it.

I got into a fight with a group of jesters, I escaped by going for the juggler.

I recently read "Gulliver's Travels" it was a Swift read.

Have you read the book about traveling through hell? It's a Dante-ing read.

Q: How many animals can you fight into the Lord High Sheriff's tights? A: Ten piggies, two calves, a rooster and an ass.

Vikings raided the royal cheese supply, they left nothing behind but de Brie.

I met a wizard, I told him he looked like a mana action.

The unskilled mason forget to put a water supply in the new castle. He did not keep well.

The angry archer was so surly he had everyone convinced he was a cross bowman.

The failed stone cutter also lost his job as a bounty hunter. He could never find his quarry.

The nun kept spilling sacramental wine on herself. She made a bad habit of it.

The pope enjoys chocolate on his boat. He like sailing indulgences.

The pope loves summer, they say he is infallible.

Two fae fell in love. They keep fauning over each other.

The knight suffered from boils, he had to get them lanced.

Why did the wood nymph use some much lotion? Because she had dryad skin.

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👤︎ u/kbdekker
📅︎ Sep 09 2016
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Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian

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📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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One of my favorites

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on their side?

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

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📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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