Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikolai_G
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you call a Navy Seal with a prolapsed rectum?

bad ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannypWooley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I heard that France's Navy is a nice place.

They have a lot of FrenchShips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnathan_M
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Why do the Norwegian navy men have barcodes on them?

So they can Scandanavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n0td4rkl0rd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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The Swedish navy have labelled all their vessels with giant barcodes,

So when they return to port they can scan de navy in.......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeareStarstuff7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Last time I flew my plane a Navy pilot checked his speed right after me. Ground said he was doing 761 mph.

Knot gonna lie I think he was mach-ing me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahlonMurder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...

...they will be subma-weiners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their boats?

So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabz09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whyyoutookmyname
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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So I don't shop from Old Navy anymore

I'm now ex-navy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fumpey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why is there no Jedi Navy?

Sailing is a path to the dockside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jburn09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why does Norway and Sweden’s navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So the can scandinavian

Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeutscheTaters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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The navy is now taking dogs along on their submarines

They're subwoofers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Intrepidity87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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My job interview for the Navy was going well, until they asked if I could swim

To be honest, I thought they’d have boats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ask_carly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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People need to stop saying the Navy is part of the military.

They’re submarines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A Navy captain got in trouble for ordering an anchor much too large for his ship

Weigh more than needed

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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As a pilot in the Navy I have to wake up early in the morning

You know, for my morning portie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siddharths067
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Navy seals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/learjet2014
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why was the Navy Seal sad?

He doesn't like the color blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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People in the Navy must be on Santa's OTHER list

Because they're naughty-cal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megadecimal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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TIFU. So, I'm in the navy, and when we left for deployment I got on the wrong boat.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemorianism
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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TIL there was once a nation whose Navy could only attack when the enemy was behind them.

It was Aftcannonstan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7stringGriffle
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Nice valentines card from the us navy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BegginersMethod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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A navy recruit has his first day on a submarine

He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.

"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."

The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.

"Son I'm changing your postΒ to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes."

The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. He's cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.

"Listen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters."

The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.

"Hey there," says the recruit. "is it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I haven't kept one position for more than 15 minutes!"

The crewman says "Oh yeah- this sub is full of reposts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Eduardo Moreno tried to crash his train into a Navy hospital ship to expose a supposed conspiracy

That’s a crime with a loco motive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shantron5000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Why does the Norwegian Navy put bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Why does the Swedish Navy put barcodes on all of their ships?

To Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/an0ddity
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships?

So they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClemPrime13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDisneyDork
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crossover131
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clairem2113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artofmuziq88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Did you know the Norwegian Navy place bar codes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlayerMig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Did you know the Norway Navy has barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mercury1091
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Did you know that the ships in the Swedish navy have barcodes on them?

It’s so when they come back they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerFluff27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hairyballzak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why does Norway's navy have barcodes on the sides of the ships?

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookycheesepuff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?

So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renegaderis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbizzlebev
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/victor_devito
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeopardusMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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