I used to work in a small infantry division that lost its heavy artillery budget...

...It really was a tankless job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FIROEDA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Soldiers moving on horseback. But fighting dismounted like regular infantry. Imagine that.

Imagine dragoons.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

An infantry

Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit 😬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Thong-Song
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?

Thank you for your cervix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saxtrav
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I’ve decided to make an elite army of babies

I’ll call them The Infantry

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What’s a group of Chubby newborns called?

Heavy Infantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandyatk445
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I told my kids I served in the Baby Wars.

I was in the Infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_R_x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I’m so proud of my baby, she just joined the army!

She’s going to the infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My son (3M) keeps asking if he can join the military.

When I tell him he's too young, he says he wants to join the infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mush_Tilly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What can you do if your child doesn't get a place in daycare?

You can send it to the Army. They always have places left in the infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/death-to-turtles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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The U.S. Army is full of crybabies

That’s why we also call them the Infantry.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Send all the children
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisDaCarrot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Where does the army put young soldiers?

The infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call armed toddlers?

The infantry

Edit: joke origin u/Strawberry_Milk97 and u/Izzy3710

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddituser1708
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What will newborn babies become if the Goverment use them in a secret military project?

They wil be some fine ass Infantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomaima1010
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Why did the children's crusades fail?

There wasn't enough infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infootto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What do you get if you cross a baby with a soldier?

Infantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkklerz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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(Heard this joke from somewhere) What do you call an army of babies?

The infantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dunoooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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what do you call a sapling in the military?

infant-tree (infantry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Primeruler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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If I can't find a day care to take of my baby I'll send him to the army.

He can be apart of the infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huffe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What do you call a group of military babies?

An infantry…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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When I was a kid I asked my grandfather who was born in 1944 if he fought in world war 2

He said yes and that he was in the infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripbin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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If adults commit adultery...

If adults commit adultery, do infants commit infantry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djdanlib
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2013
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I couldn't find a daycare for my son

So I sent him to the army, he's in the infantry! "Slaps knee"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dastuffdave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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Was watching an episode of The Office when Jim says...
  • We found a great local daycare. It's rated really high by all the local parenting websites, but that means it's also really hard to get into.
  • Turns out a lot of parents want the very best for their children... That's weird.
  • We're hoping our interview seals the deal.
  • But if not, there's always the Army... The infantry.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/susumax
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2014
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I joined the army when I was 6

Now I’m in the infantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me-no-smart
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What do you call an army of babies?

INFANTry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waitingforlunch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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What do you call an army of children?

The infantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucklessLegend
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What do you call small children in the army?

The infantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoeticShrimp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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