Parachute Puns

He laughed, and I said I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation!

You'll have the rest of your life to fix it

On the way down he meets a chap with no parachute moving up wards. He shouts to him, Hey mate know anything about parachutes? The chap coming up shout No but do you know anything about gas cookers?

No strings attached

Also banjo same condition

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Is that you have the rest of your life to fix it.

Yeah, only once though.

My son burst into tears. I explained, "yes, buddy, it's sad, but they knew what they were getting into". My son replied, "I know, but it's still so sad. I mean, how many are in a brazliian? Is more than a million?"

Used once, never opened

Heard from an old Jump Instructor while handing out parachutes.

I said, if they had more than two they wouldn't be called pair-o-chutes.

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a clown listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The clown asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’€™m at 300 feet?”

“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”

After pondering his answer, the clown asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”

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I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

• Never opened
• Used only once
• Small stain

But not twice.

They took a dive in popularity.

The commander chuckled, reassuring the solider. "We've had no complaints about them."

You need it to go skydiving TWICE.

The rest of your life.

You have the rest of your life to fix it.

You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

But you do need one to go skydiving twice

You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Only once though

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

You need one to go skydiving twice.