Two silks worms had a race...

It ended in a tie.

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📅︎ May 20
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Two silk worms got in a fight.

It ended in a tie

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📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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Two silk worms were in a race

It ended in a tie

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ May 18 2019
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I tried to start a silk farm once...

But it kind of spun out of control.

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📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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I put 2 Silk Worms in a race...

They ended up in a tie.

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📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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My dad went a bit overboard; he bought ten different silk ties during his stay in China.

I think he should have stopped at Taiwan.

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👤︎ u/mechaxis
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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Someone tried to steal my silk sheets and replace them with a cheaper fabric.

Not today, satin.

Not today.

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👤︎ u/NeverBob
📅︎ Jul 17 2018
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Two silk worms got into a race...

...it ended in a tie.

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👤︎ u/yeahmaybe2
📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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I've just bought Spider-Man pyjamas

I hope he likes them

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👤︎ u/jayckb
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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Puns for Educated Minds
  1. The fattest knight at King Arthurs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

  3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

  5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

  7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

  8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

  9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

  10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: You stay here; I'll go on a head.

  13. I wondered why the baseball kept

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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My grandpa sent me this email. King of dad jokes.
  1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

  3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

  5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

  6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

  7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

  8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

  9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

  10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

  12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said t

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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👤︎ u/mattybreit
📅︎ Apr 20 2014
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Two silk worms were in a race...

It ended in a tie.

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📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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I put 2 Silk Worms in a race...

They ended up in a tie.

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📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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Two silk worms were in a race...

They both ended up in a tie.

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👤︎ u/photosmith
📅︎ Aug 15 2011
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