I'll try but cloths on.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recoro06
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Someone questioned the piece of cloth and fabric covering the lower half of my face

I told them β€œyou’re masking me something I don’t have the answer to, why not mask someone else?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theburgerjoint
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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My girlfriend was up until 2am pretending to be absorbent cloth

She's a real night towel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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This is an image of an obese, yet philosophical man of the cloth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuffle-Tee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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I heard the Sunni Islamics have blocked the import of drying cloths into our country.

Damn towel ban!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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Accidentally used a dirty cloth to try and clean the table.

Instant ragret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My friend lied about creating a cloth that can easily be ripped to remove sleeves...

It was a tearable fabrication!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Taking over the universe with cloth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I had to give an impromptu speech on a piece of cloth that encircles the wrist...

I spoke off the cuff on the cuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What's a Russian's favorite cloth?

Lenin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/op3880
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Did you hear about the reused cloth label group?

They are the real rag tag team.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call the small piece of cloth that is in charge of all your cravings?

Your HankerChief.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitfrenzy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What do you call a genie who can only grant cloth-related wishes?

A wishing machine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adgrig
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.

It was replete with pleats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Why didn’t the piece of cloth come to school today?

Because he didn’t feel too-well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.

I was de-pleated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I got cloth napkins for the holidays. They’re a pun goldmine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aerlenbach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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What type of cloth does the Soviet Union use

Lenin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emoti723
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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How do you clean cloth nappies (diapers)?

Boil the shit out of them.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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People believed me when I said I'd covered my house in cloth.

But it was a complete fabrication.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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What do you call a woman of the cloth who becomes a lawyer?

Bar Nun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Why do Alaskans wash their cloths in tide?

because it is too cold out tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themannamedme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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Watching a show where researchers collect bugs using a large cotton cloth dragged over the grass to count them

Dad - Guess you could call that a tick sheet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrumpyErnie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2014
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