Best piece of clothing I own!
Why dont grocery stores sell clothing?
Because they don't know what the woolworths.
One of my friends told me he was opening a clothing store that sold everything except for hats.
I thought he was pulling my leg, but when I asked him, he told me "Yeah man it's true, no cap."
Fancy stores are now adding bleach packets to their clothing that explodes if you try to steal them
Police say it’s a great a crime detergent
Why did the Psychic leave the clothing store unhappy?
because they had no mediums...
What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?
What's Shrek's favourite item of clothing?
What is a electricians least favourite peace of clothing?
What’s a desserts favorite piece of clothing?
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.
He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What kind of clothing should a sheriff at work not go anywhere without?
What piece of winter clothing is edible?
Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
What do you get when you combine a grocery store and a clothing store?
The taylor at the local men's clothing shop kept trying to help me find wedding attire despite my wishes. He finally gave up and said
Weaponized clothing...
should be called garmaments...
What's an Indian Chicken's favourite clothing?
Picking my cousin up from work at Target, asked her if she's in Style this week (fitting room/clothing)
Her dad said "she's never in style, she's always out of style. Her clothes never look good"!
I signed up for an exercise class, and they said to wear loose clothing.
If I HAD any loose clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
I went to my local tobacconist to discover that it has been replaced by a clothing store...
A man walks into a DIY clothing store.
The tailor says "Suit yourself"
There were three guys named Jackson who were all in the clothing business.
Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to their store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers.
The one on the left puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best prices!)"
Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best quality!)
The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own.
"Jackson's clothing store (Main entrance).”
What is the hardest item of clothing for a female French elephant to put on in the morning?
Why don't pigs who wear black clothing get picked on?
Because Batman sworn to protect goth ham.
I saw my friend stealing some traditional Japanese clothing.
I had a job in a clothing factory...
but I found the work to be SEW intensive.
What type of clothing does a house wear?
I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.
It was a difficult habit to kick.
If you accidentally leave some cash in your clothing and it goes through the washing machine,
Wouldn't that be 'money laundering'?
I was talking to a girl who makes historically accurate clothing for fun.
It started out as just one dress, but she enjoyed it so much that she started making more. She told us that she is now fully embracing her hobby, and had decided to wear corsets for a week to prove that they can be comfortable and not torture devices. To which I replied: "So I guess you could say that your hobby is fully embracing you!"
Bonus: About 10 minutes previous, I had told one of the other people in the conversation that I'd been practicing my dad jokes for years before my daughter was born.
Why does Melkor have a larger collection of black clothing than Sauron?
Which brand of clothing should you wear when it's cold out?
What's Mario's favorite article of clothing?
Denim, denim, denim.
Hah!
My religion prevents me from throwing out old clothing.
We have been called to be holy.
What do you call the owner of a waterproof clothing company?
Lamborghini is coming out with their own clothing line
The first thing they're making are lambor-kinis
What’s the best clothing for Hide and Seek?
Leather armor, because it’s made of hide
Walking by a clothing store, my wife says, “I would like to try on the swimsuit in the front window.”
Me: I think you have to use the dressing room like everyone else.
Who would win in a fight between a bunch of formal clothing?
No one! It would be a tie!
What do clothing designers say to their babies?
There's a lady at the mall that does clothing alterations in less than 2 hours.
Her name is Tailor Swift.
I'm going to open a clothing alteration shop that focuses on doing all jobs within an hour.
It will be called, Tailor Swift.
What is Mario’s favourite clothing material
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