My smooth-talking Thanksgiving "gobbler" was overdressed, trendy, pretentious and showy...

It was a JIVE turkey!

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📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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What did the dog say to the overdressed tennis ball?

How fetching

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📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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Just got back from the grocery store they said all you need is gloves and a mask- they lied

everyone else was wearing clothes

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📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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So I know of this mall that uses animal employees...

I was walking along the food court when I saw this one animal that was incredibly overdressed compared to the others. While most where in their uniform, this one was in a red and gold robe, and was strangely being followed by a bunch of Buddhist monks.

I asked one of the customers if it was an Alpaca Packer.

They said no.

It's the Deli Llama.

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📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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