Then I put tu and tu together.
He's a cross dresser.
He tells the host he has come dressed as a snail.
"But who's the woman?" The host asks, confused.
"Oh, This is Michelle"
This was my 6 year old cousins favourite joke for a while and it still cracks me up especially given the concerned looks the adults share when the joke starts
Wow, I’m really dating myself.
I said: ''I thought you were coming dressed as an apology?'' He said: 'Well, I thought I'd better be safe than sorry''.
Roll on Monday!
I'll call it Popeyedol.
She looked great going down the stairs.
For some reason, my daughter never comes home with her free dress...???
I decided to woo her.
So I wore a tie.
It's really quite remarkable!
***Because most people are offended at seeing Boo Bees! -My 10 yr old son
It’s going to be minus 45.
A Graveyard Shift
I'm kind of a big deal.
I was immediately kicked out.
On the way home I got mugged.
Me: "Are you roaring at me or is that a Lego monster?"
Her: "Its me."
Me: "Why are you roaring at me?"
Her: "Because I'm Aurora!"
My five year old daughter, everyone. She came up with that on her own. I've never felt more proud!
They'd gone together dressed as the number 10...
I knew there and then that she was the One!!
>A MOO MOO!
<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>
He didn't habanero
She said, “Sorry, but not Sari.”
Everyone at Apple hates buttons and holes, that's why they get rid of both on their new products...
I’m already dreading it.
They told him that he was missing attire
The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:
Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.
The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.
Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.
The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.
Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.
The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.
Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.
Just don't try to start something....
My boss: Why are you dressed as a woman?!
Me: What do you mean? You asked me if i could join the meeting with the Chinese as a trans later?
To brighten things up a bit, I'll be going as The Sun.
I said, "Not off the top of my head. Ba dum tss"
It was quite suity in there!
It's the only way to parrot.
She's ayyyyy sexual.