Why did Hitler wear eye glasses?

Because without them he could Nazi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferventlycavalier
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What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Why does Waldo always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.

Because it’s capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What does a house wear ?

Address.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jechaking
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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What kind of shoes a thief wear?

Sneakers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elated-cheese
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Why does Bernie wear mittens?

To warm Bernie’s handers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoKit2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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I have a good friend who wears clothes made of nothing but carpet.

Walter Wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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What does the hulk wear to bed?

Pa- gammas

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I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.

I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhnrmn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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My wife said I shouldn’t wear the same sweater two days in a row...

I told her it was a cardAGAIN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientVariety
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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You know what type of pants Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n0senuggetz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What do lawyers wear to work?

A lawsuit...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/instagramsgay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?

Vans

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Why should you never wear moccasins outside during Winter?

Because it can get a little slippery out there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorJoss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she couldn't fit into D shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merscaliona
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Vatican bankers have to wear priestly raiment to work

Because they’re in-vestment advisors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Zeus doesn't wear underpants

He wears thunderpants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/servernerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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What do clouds wear underneath their pants?

Thunderwear... With a silver lining

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garth177
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Why doesn’t magneto wear purple anymore ?

Because the β€œDays of Fuchsia Passed”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish-Emotional
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?

Gaiters.

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What does a cello wear to the beach?

A string bikini!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cneuf802
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Why don't Feminists wear masks?

Because they're MANdated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueenDaddy37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?

Car-go Pants

i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pepe_Le_Frog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What does a heavy rain cloud wear underneath?

Thunder-wear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bunkabaab
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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What shoes does a ninja wears to work?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kreyfor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Karen’s refuse to wear masks

I guess they are not Karen for themselves

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why don't fish wear eyeglasses?

because they don't have ears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relayrider
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?

Ape-rons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quick-Bad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why dont bears wear socks?

Because they have bear feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icanhazsalvation
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why do mermaids wear seashells

She outgrew her b-shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What’s the best thing to wear to court?

A lawsuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueFoxoonys
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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If your boat flips you can wear it on your head.

Because it capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetarianReaper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why does the Statue of Liberty wear a robe and not a T-shirt?

Well, with the extra β€œT” she would be a statute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatGuy4096
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.

They're mouthbreathers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZilchIJK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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What do lawyers wear to work?

Law suits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinotm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?

I see red people

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Why doesn’t Santa wear any underwear?

...because he’s Saint Knicker-less!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkfish-online
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why don't cows wear shoes ?

They lactose. ( lack toes ? ) . I'll see my self out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boshman420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What does a house wear?

Address

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_smoke_fwm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why do Cows wear the bells

Because their horns don't work. Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JNaik14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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