Why did Hitler wear eye glasses?
Because without them he could Nazi.
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What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
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Why does Waldo always wear stripes?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
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What does a house wear ?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What kind of shoes a thief wear?
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Why does Bernie wear mittens?
To warm Bernieβs handers
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I have a good friend who wears clothes made of nothing but carpet.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What does the hulk wear to bed?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
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My wife said I shouldnβt wear the same sweater two days in a row...
I told her it was a cardAGAIN.
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You know what type of pants Mario and Luigi wear?
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What do lawyers wear to work?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What do lawyers wear to court?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
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Why should you never wear moccasins outside during Winter?
Because it can get a little slippery out there.
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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?
Because she couldn't fit into D shells
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Vatican bankers have to wear priestly raiment to work
Because theyβre in-vestment advisors.
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Zeus doesn't wear underpants
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do clouds wear underneath their pants?
Thunderwear... With a silver lining
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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
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Why doesnβt magneto wear purple anymore ?
Because the βDays of Fuchsia Passedβ
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What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
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What does a cello wear to the beach?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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Why don't Feminists wear masks?
Because they're MANdated.
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesnβt want to be spotted.
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What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?
Car-go Pants
i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.
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What does a heavy rain cloud wear underneath?
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What shoes does a ninja wears to work?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Karenβs refuse to wear masks
I guess they are not Karen for themselves
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︎ Dec 26 2020
why don't fish wear eyeglasses?
because they don't have ears
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
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Why dont bears wear socks?
Because they have bear feet.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why do mermaids wear seashells
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Whatβs the best thing to wear to court?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
If your boat flips you can wear it on your head.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Why does the Statue of Liberty wear a robe and not a T-shirt?
Well, with the extra βTβ she would be a statute.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do lawyers wear to work?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why doesnβt Santa wear any underwear?
...because heβs Saint Knicker-less!
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why don't cows wear shoes ?
They lactose. ( lack toes ? ) . I'll see my self out.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What does a house wear?
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What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
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Why do Cows wear the bells
Because their horns don't work.
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