Wearing Glasses Puns

A list of puns related to "Wearing Glasses"

What do you call a talking cow wearing pants and glasses?

Dave.

*joke from my 10 year old

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👤︎ u/Creative_Ambassador
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do you call a well trained group of people wearing glasses

Spec Ops

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👤︎ u/Its_me_thatguy361
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Does covid have you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?

If so, you might be entitled to condensation

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👤︎ u/mother_rebel
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Im not wearing glasses anymore

I've seen enough

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👤︎ u/CallMeKingCheez
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

Spec-tater.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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He’s wearing sun glasses v.redd.it/mk9all0oyhu51
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👤︎ u/S0UPFATHER
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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I was pulled over by the police. The officer said "According to your license you should be wearing glasses when you drive"

I said no, it's okay I have Contacts
He said "I don't give a damn who you think you know"

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👤︎ u/ScottyOfAus
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Are you currently wearing a face mask and glasses to work?

You may be eligible for condensation.

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👤︎ u/crackmytoes
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...

It was a blessing in disguise

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👤︎ u/Londoner1982
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Ever since the pandemic started, I’ve been wondering why my food delivery drivers have all been wearing glasses.

I had forgotten that contactless delivery was required.

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👤︎ u/A-T-P
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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So I asked my brother why he was wearing glasses in his new profile picture.

He replied, "because I wanted to look sharp".

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👤︎ u/RamseyDidIt
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why did my son stop wearing glasses?

He said he'd seen it all.

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👤︎ u/BladeSides
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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I hear that wearing glasses helps with math

Because it helps with da-vision

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👤︎ u/PetoriaNation
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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You’ve never seen a phone wearing glasses.

it’s because they have contacts.

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👤︎ u/aniracy
📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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Two pirates walk into a bar, one of them is wearing glasses shaped like little boats. Bartender says " whats with the boat shaped glasses?". Pirate says" I like everything to be ship shape".
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👤︎ u/pluripotense
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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My friend told me a looked smart when wearing glasses

I told him it was an optical illusion.

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👤︎ u/humscotch
📅︎ Sep 24 2017
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Whats the similarity between people wearing glasses walking down the stairs and people without glasses falling down the stairs?

Spectacles

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👤︎ u/JawnsDoesReddit
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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I posted some selfies of me wearing my new glasses

I really made a spectacle of myself

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👤︎ u/salty904
📅︎ Nov 02 2016
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