Why did Hitler wear eye glasses?
Because without them he could Nazi.
Why do Python developers wear glasses?
To whoever stole my glasses
I will find you, I have contacts.
A man and his son go to the optometrist and both have the same prescription but can't afford two sets of glasses.
His solution? "I wear my son's glasses at night..."
Why did the potato have to keep buying new lenses for his glasses?
His eyes wouldn't stop growing.
My earliest clear memory from my childhood is going with my dad to get my prescription glasses.
Life before that is a blur.
Why is wearing glasses during math classes important?
My grandfather turned 90 today, but he still doesn’t need glasses.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
Why did the aspiring programmer buy a pair of glasses?
Glasses make driving safer..
Provided that they're worn instead of emptied.
Why should you always wear glasses when doing Math?
Why did the man put his glasses in a can of beans?
Why did the mortician need glasses?
If you wear glasses and have been required to wear a mask during the COVID pandemic, you may be entitled to condensation.
My wife: I just got this new pair of glasses. How do I look?
Me: As always, I recommend using your eyes.
When I met my childhood bully last Friday, I was happy to learn he had double vision, because he always bullied me with my glasses. But then...
There's a big scratch on the inside of my glasses...
Why did the pricipal from the Simpsons get glasses...?
What did the friend say after his brother asked what will happen after he gets his glasses?
What did my daughter say when she put on her Frozen glasses?
Why did the milk glasses listen to the milk carton?
Because the carton was a litre.
We're going to buy some glasses
What do you call a talking cow wearing pants and glasses?
Dave.
*joke from my 10 year old
Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."
"I'll find you....I have contacts."
Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?
Tell your kids to give grandpa his glasses back
They really need to learn to re-spec their elders
Why was the delivery driver forced to wear glasses?
Because everyone wanted contact-less delivery.
I just got glasses due to myopia and now everything looks clear and 4K.
Guess that's my New Year's Resolution
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses.
Then I'll see what happens.
My girlfriend wanted to know what I look like with my glasses on but i told her I’ve been trying to find them for three days, she said “please I need to see”
I said yeah me too that’s why I’m looking for my glasses
Why did the pair of glasses get a job as a math tutor?
Because they help with division.
What do you call a well trained group of people wearing glasses
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?
Im not wearing glasses anymore
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight
I just went to get my glasses fixed and you’ll never guess who I ran into when I was there!
That’s right!
.... Everyone.
What do you call a dinosaur who lost his glasses?
Why do some developers need glasses?
Told my daughter to wear glasses during math.
What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?
My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses.
He directly drinks from the bottle.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed...
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.
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