All these mirror puns

Are making me take a good, hard look at myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCaptMAgic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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My wife asked me, β€œDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”

I said, β€œI don’t see myself doing that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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I couldn't shave this morning because someone stole my mirror.

The police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasyOutside4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

I could really see myself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P5ammead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.

It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brcn3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirstinator79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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I went shopping today and bought a mirror.

I could see myself using it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.

I'm going vegan today.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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I was looking in the mirror today.

I was beside myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruraph
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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The #1 item pickpocketed during last months protests were mirrors

This doesn't reflect well on the protestors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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What does the cheese say when it looks in the mirror?

Halloumi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrightLight12345
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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I’ve been offered a job cleaning mirrors.

It’s a job I could see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahemkeidb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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My mirror is really enjoying quarantine.

It has a lot time to reflect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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I wish I could clean mirrors for a living

Its just something I could see myself doing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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One of my friends has a job making mirrors.

I personally couldn't see myself doing that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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On a video about a DIY smart mirror
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanaelmaalm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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The cheese looked into the mirror and said...

Halou,mi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mischeviousbeagle
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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The mirrors I ordered for my motorcycle finally came in

I told the guy at the parts desk, thanks I'm looking forward to looking behind me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/free_range_veal
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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Next Summer I'm applying for a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaynesky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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mirror mirror
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankBapu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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I want a job cleaning mirrors

It’s something I can see myself doing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TruthSeekingEye
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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Next week I have an interview for a job cleaning mirrors,

It’s really something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeSplodge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Hallou-mi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgetthecrowd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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I bought the wife a mirror today...

That'll show her who's boss...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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I want a job where I can clean mirrors.

It is a job I can see my self doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonbush1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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What is it called when you witness an act of god in a mirror?

A mirrorcle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarthbane
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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Checking out your butt in a dressing room is just you looking through a rear-view mirror.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FairlyCharming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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People who hate how they look in the mirror are seeing their own reflect-shun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTF_is_OT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Today my real estate agent showed me a house that had mirrors as siding

I could really see myself in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomBradyGoat1212
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,

"I'm Avery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuLongDong
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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A guy tried to sell me a mirror but I knew it was a scam. I could see right through it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThriveBrewing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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I’d like to become a mirror cleaner.

It’s just something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ray_The_Wyvern
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I took the rear view mirror out of my car

i haven't looked back since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icaho
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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The robbers took everything from my house, but I’m most upset they took my mirror

I can’t see myself without it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/It_Is_Blue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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I've been thinking about cleaning mirrors for a living.

It's something I can really see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I got a job cleaning Mirrors.

It's a job I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smixxieD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's just something I could see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Today I walked into a mirror

I really need to watch myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jiiim101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom

It has given me a new perspective

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martb03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors.

But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.

Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What does a window see when it looks in the mirror?

Pane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radicall1128
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I'd loooove to work as a mirror designer.

I could totally see myself doing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrStrugger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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It’s impossible to buy an unused mirror
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Went mirror shopping today...

liked everything I saw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rbrink13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I could really see myself making mirrors.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prlj
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I really want to work at a place that sells mirrors

It’s something I could always see myself doing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samatari22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Working in a mirror factory

is something I could totally see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adc2502
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Working at a mirror factory

is definitely something I can see myself doing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntuso
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I think I want to quit my real estate job. I’d rather clean mirrors for a living.

It’s just something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chota_chotu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I walked into a house of mirrors the other day.

I said, "Hey, this is a great place for reflection! Haha!"

No one laughed though. So I said, "Well I guess I'll see myself out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoftCriticTy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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You know I heard cleaning mirrors is very good for you...

It's quite self-reflective

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbramlrj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I went to the mirror shop to buy a new mirror.

I walked in and said β€œOi, you big, fat, ugly, bald loser! I want to buy a new mirror!”

The salesman said β€œI’m over here, sir.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freddy_1986
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I'm thinking of getting a job at a mirror factory

It's something I can really see myself doing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I was thinking about getting a new job at a mirror construction facility...

It's a job I could really see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/himma14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I always have a hand held mirror with me.

That way I can reflect on my mistakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I think I would enjoy working as a mirror cleaner

ΖƒuΔ±op ɟןǝsʎɯ ǝǝs ʎןןɐǝɹ pןnoΙ” Δ± ΖƒuΔ±Ι₯ʇǝɯos Κ‡snΙΎ s’ʇı

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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When I was a teenager I really wanted to work at the mirror factory, it was a job I could see myself doing.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I found a great mirror behind the counter at a mirror store

I could really see myself buying it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pea6211
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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While talking about photographing mirrors...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daniel_gtz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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The only job I can really see myself doing is hanging mirrors.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Velcrocore
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Inspecting mirrors is a job I could easily see myself doing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthPhl
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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When I was younger, I wanted to work at a mirror store

It was a job I could really see myself doing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Runbaby_RUN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Did you know if you break a mirror you get more mirrors?

Let us reflect on this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1if
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My wife was just conned into buying an awful used mirror.

It reflects poorly on her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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What did the Cheese say when he saw himself in the Mirror?

HALOU-MI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kurt1717
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Quality testing mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vysken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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My wife asked me why I put the body mirror on the wrong side of the door and the reason was obvious.

I'll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artvandelay440
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I looked in the mirror this morning and realized I get better looking every day

Becasue there's no way I can get any uglier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpalupagus
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Its a pane in the glass to work at a window factory, I can see right through their flaws. Mirrors, however, is something I can really see myself doing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Working in a mirror factory.

Now that's something I can totally see myself doing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bugtrial
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I decided to live more dangerously, so I took the rear-view mirror out of my car.

I've made my decision and there is no looking back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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The new Black Mirror just came out. imgur.com/ZATr2Ss
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmythepope
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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My renovator ask me if he can remove the mirrors in my living-room.

I asked him to wait, I need to reflect...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanualed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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My friend just broke a mirror

It really reflects his personality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerryTheTidePod
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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My bathroom mirror is so dirty

But I just can't see myself cleaning it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwattyMcSlagtits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I used to work in a mirror factory.

It was easy work so I had a lot of time for reflection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I think I would want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's just something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salty-Gnome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What did the mirror say after falling off the wall?

On reflection that was a bad idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neudeu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Someone was selling a mirror on Craigslist and the ad said β€œNever Used.”

How did they know it was a mirror?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I can see myself using a mirror.

I hope this joke doesn't reflect on me poorly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What does a vain woodworker with a lisp say to the mirror each morning?

I am in love with my shelf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneEyeGrommsh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I applied for a job cleaning mirrors.

I can really see myself doing that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakhuul
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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In my life I've been a maintenance mechanic, a make-up artist, a media director, a mender, a metre inspector, a microcomputer support specialist, a mill helper, a mirror installer, a music librarian and a mortician investigator.

That's my Mployment record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djSanta1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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I've been offered a job as a mirror salesman...

I can really see myself doing that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/who_movedmycheese
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Vampires don't break mirrors because it reflects poorly on them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?

Halloumi!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-darknesss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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I like looking in mirrors

It gives me time to reflect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmethylphenol
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Cleaning mirrors is a job I see myself doing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Some guy tried to sell me a mirror, but I knew it was a scam.

I could see right through it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NhojGamingYT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors

It’s just something I can see myself doing

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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