All these mirror puns
Are making me take a good, hard look at myself
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︎ Jun 25 2017
My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
I couldn't shave this morning because someone stole my mirror.
The police are looking into it.
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
I could really see myself doing it.
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
I went shopping today and bought a mirror.
I could see myself using it.
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
I was looking in the mirror today.
The #1 item pickpocketed during last months protests were mirrors
This doesn't reflect well on the protestors
What does the cheese say when it looks in the mirror?
Iβve been offered a job cleaning mirrors.
Itβs a job I could see myself doing.
My mirror is really enjoying quarantine.
It has a lot time to reflect.
I wish I could clean mirrors for a living
Its just something I could see myself doing
One of my friends has a job making mirrors.
I personally couldn't see myself doing that.
On a video about a DIY smart mirror
The cheese looked into the mirror and said...
The mirrors I ordered for my motorcycle finally came in
I told the guy at the parts desk, thanks I'm looking forward to looking behind me.
Next Summer I'm applying for a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I can see myself doing.
I want a job cleaning mirrors
Itβs something I can see myself doing
Next week I have an interview for a job cleaning mirrors,
Itβs really something I can see myself doing.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
I bought the wife a mirror today...
That'll show her who's boss...
I want a job where I can clean mirrors.
It is a job I can see my self doing.
What is it called when you witness an act of god in a mirror?
Checking out your butt in a dressing room is just you looking through a rear-view mirror.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
People who hate how they look in the mirror are seeing their own reflect-shun
Today my real estate agent showed me a house that had mirrors as siding
I could really see myself in it
Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
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︎ Nov 23 2019
A guy tried to sell me a mirror but I knew it was a scam. I could see right through it.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
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︎ Nov 27 2018
Iβd like to become a mirror cleaner.
Itβs just something I can see myself doing.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
I took the rear view mirror out of my car
i haven't looked back since
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︎ Nov 21 2019
The robbers took everything from my house, but Iβm most upset they took my mirror
I canβt see myself without it!
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︎ Aug 20 2019
I've been thinking about cleaning mirrors for a living.
It's something I can really see myself doing.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I got a job cleaning Mirrors.
It's a job I can see myself doing.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's just something I could see myself doing.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Today I walked into a mirror
I really need to watch myself
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom
It has given me a new perspective
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︎ Oct 21 2019
A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors.
But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
What does a window see when it looks in the mirror?
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︎ Aug 24 2019
I'd loooove to work as a mirror designer.
I could totally see myself doing it
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Itβs impossible to buy an unused mirror
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Went mirror shopping today...
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︎ Sep 23 2019
I could really see myself making mirrors.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
I really want to work at a place that sells mirrors
Itβs something I could always see myself doing
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Working in a mirror factory
is something I could totally see myself doing.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Working at a mirror factory
is definitely something I can see myself doing
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︎ Jun 06 2019
I think I want to quit my real estate job. Iβd rather clean mirrors for a living.
Itβs just something I can see myself doing.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
I walked into a house of mirrors the other day.
I said, "Hey, this is a great place for reflection! Haha!"
No one laughed though. So I said, "Well I guess I'll see myself out."
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︎ Apr 24 2019
You know I heard cleaning mirrors is very good for you...
It's quite self-reflective
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︎ Jul 15 2019
I went to the mirror shop to buy a new mirror.
I walked in and said βOi, you big, fat, ugly, bald loser! I want to buy a new mirror!β
The salesman said βIβm over here, sir.β
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︎ Aug 22 2019
I'm thinking of getting a job at a mirror factory
It's something I can really see myself doing
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︎ Jun 28 2019
I was thinking about getting a new job at a mirror construction facility...
It's a job I could really see myself doing.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
I always have a hand held mirror with me.
That way I can reflect on my mistakes.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
I think I would enjoy working as a mirror cleaner
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︎ Jul 25 2019
When I was a teenager I really wanted to work at the mirror factory, it was a job I could see myself doing.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
I found a great mirror behind the counter at a mirror store
I could really see myself buying it
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︎ Dec 08 2018
While talking about photographing mirrors...
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︎ Mar 25 2018
The only job I can really see myself doing is hanging mirrors.
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︎ Oct 06 2018
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could easily see myself doing
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︎ May 08 2019
When I was younger, I wanted to work at a mirror store
It was a job I could really see myself doing
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︎ Jan 25 2019
Did you know if you break a mirror you get more mirrors?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
My wife was just conned into buying an awful used mirror.
It reflects poorly on her.
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︎ Aug 06 2018
What did the Cheese say when he saw himself in the Mirror?
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Quality testing mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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︎ Sep 28 2016
My wife asked me why I put the body mirror on the wrong side of the door and the reason was obvious.
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︎ Jun 05 2019
I looked in the mirror this morning and realized I get better looking every day
Becasue there's no way I can get any uglier
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︎ May 12 2019
Its a pane in the glass to work at a window factory, I can see right through their flaws. Mirrors, however, is something I can really see myself doing.
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︎ Jun 07 2018
Working in a mirror factory.
Now that's something I can totally see myself doing!
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︎ Jan 30 2019
I decided to live more dangerously, so I took the rear-view mirror out of my car.
I've made my decision and there is no looking back.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
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︎ Jan 03 2019
My renovator ask me if he can remove the mirrors in my living-room.
I asked him to wait, I need to reflect...
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︎ Feb 03 2019
My friend just broke a mirror
It really reflects his personality
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︎ May 07 2019
My bathroom mirror is so dirty
But I just can't see myself cleaning it
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︎ Feb 17 2019
I used to work in a mirror factory.
It was easy work so I had a lot of time for reflection.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
I think I would want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's just something I can see myself doing.
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︎ Feb 10 2018
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
What did the mirror say after falling off the wall?
On reflection that was a bad idea.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Someone was selling a mirror on Craigslist and the ad said βNever Used.β
How did they know it was a mirror?
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︎ Mar 02 2019
I can see myself using a mirror.
I hope this joke doesn't reflect on me poorly.
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︎ Feb 16 2019
What does a vain woodworker with a lisp say to the mirror each morning?
I am in love with my shelf.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
I applied for a job cleaning mirrors.
I can really see myself doing that.
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︎ Oct 12 2018
In my life I've been a maintenance mechanic, a make-up artist, a media director, a mender, a metre inspector, a microcomputer support specialist, a mill helper, a mirror installer, a music librarian and a mortician investigator.
That's my Mployment record.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
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︎ Nov 22 2018
I've been offered a job as a mirror salesman...
I can really see myself doing that.
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︎ Jul 23 2018
Vampires don't break mirrors because it reflects poorly on them.
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︎ Jun 22 2018
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
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︎ Sep 08 2018
I like looking in mirrors
It gives me time to reflect.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
Cleaning mirrors is a job I see myself doing.
Some guy tried to sell me a mirror, but I knew it was a scam.
I could see right through it.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors
Itβs just something I can see myself doing
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︎ May 26 2018
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