On reflection, there's a lot of stuff I'd like to have done differently this past year.

But hey, hindsight is 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?

Because he thought he was very apPEELing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My friend said he couldn't play with us because he had to write a "600 words reflection" so I did one for him

900 ʍoɹps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeviAEthan512
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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After a long hour of deep internal reflection
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakyu2
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.

I need to be kinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strmgdndl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Page 22.) β€œYour Reflection”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetell2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why does the communist like the Laws of reflection? Because I=R

Because I = Our, get it? (I am aware of the pronoun change, this is a joke mate)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OD1_ByHL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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What did the lion do when it saw a reflection of itself?

It mir-roared

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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When feeling existential, one should look at a mirror for reflection.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lapsed_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I wrote a poem for my reflection, and when I showed it to him...

he took it the wrong way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aristotelianrob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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My girlfriend was writing a bunch of boring reflection paragraphs for class

She says, "I can't even spell anymore!"

Me: "A-N-Y-M-O-R-E"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/circuits_are_love
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2014
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Sometimes, I stop and reflect on last year.

As they say, hindsight is 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmacatma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I knew a guy who disliked reflective headgear

You can say he was a matte hatter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickD716
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I punched my monitor...

Now my hand Hz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Most people really hate when cars have a super reflective wrap, they think it’s too showoffy.

Personally, I can see myself in one of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yraja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I went to my dads mirror warehouse

Upon further reflection i decided to leave

I just thought this up I hope its an original one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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To the person who stole my running shoes and reflective vest...

You can run, but you can't hide!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citronellaspray
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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My wife asked me, β€œDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”

I said, β€œI don’t see myself doing that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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You know what they say about hindsight!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rejectedtuna
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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People who hate how they look in the mirror are seeing their own reflect-shun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTF_is_OT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I was going to make a bread joke instead of a cake day joke...

On reflection though, I don’t knead to as it would be seedy, half baked, would get me rolled, wouldn’t involve me using my loaf and would leave me open to all sort of bread based buns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Cleaning a mirror
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robocoolgamer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Where do mirrors keep their life stories?

In their reflection journal

No, not funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Molotov_YouTube
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I couldn't shave this morning because someone stole my mirror.

The police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasyOutside4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Why do you get 7 years of bad luck when you break a mirror?

So it gives you enough time to reflect on your mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bodd19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I surprised my family today by changing careers to become a mirror cleaner.

It was something I could always see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskeyBadger_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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As I reflect back on my past, I remember the time when I forgot to pay my electric bill.

Those were some dark days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

I could really see myself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P5ammead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Hubs is gonna be late tonight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amandapandacomics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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There are relatively few films with Dracula in them. On the other hand, films without Dracula...

...are countless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JellyRollGeorge
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Working in a mirror factory,

Is something I could really see myself doing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sparky_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Light reflecting off Vietnamese soup should be called Pho tons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I was considering opening a mirror shop

But after reflecting on it, I just couldn't see myself doing that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mickets
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I've been walking around the house reflecting on my errors

Sorry, autocorrect... My mirrors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Best place to self-reflect is

A Mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamrhaegaron
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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My wife tells me I’ve spent too much money on mirrors.

I guess it’s time for some self-reflection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeafbadger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Before work I look in the mirror...

... and reflect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillibl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.

It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brcn3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I’ve been doing a lot of reflecting recently and have come to a realization

I own too many mirrors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhYeahSugah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Reflecting how you feel after selling pictures of yourself is self-evaluation on selfie valuation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsymptoticAbyss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Vampires don't break mirrors because it reflects poorly on them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.

They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulabon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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If inspecting mirrors was a job

I couldn’t really see myself doing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panadatitties
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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