The World Health Organization is hosting a new event to show their thoughtfulness and concern for human health
The event will be affectionately named WHO Cares
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic
But it was a false Salaam.
Puns aren’t the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
I got a pun calendar and thought I would share
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
Is this sub still active?
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
Thought this pun was original. It is not.
I always thought Ruby Tuesday was by the Beatles,
turns out it's by the Cinnabon.
My wife looked at me beaming with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son could go so far!”
I said, “I know. This trebuchet is amazing. Go get our daughter.”
Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars I thought to myself
Where the heck is the ceiling?
My wife’s diploma came, so I framed it for her
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
One day, as I was walking home, someone threw a block of cheese at my head. I thought-
“That’s not very mature!”
What works faster than a calculator?
Thought of this while on drugs.
Things you say at a celebrity brothel and at a custom tailors. " yeah, how much is Chris Hemsworth? "
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
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I got struck by lightning.
i got this as a birthday present and thought this sub would appreciate a good music pun
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”
I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”
I thought I could hear Tubular Bells on my farm this winter...
But it was just my cold field.
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
Thought I just saw Shaggy in the supermarket...
This guy told me he was Harry Potter’s godfather. I thought he was messing with me.
He told me he was Sirius.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Wow never thought I'd get this far
Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...
...an ether/oar situation...
I recently turned down an opportunity to open a Dominos Pizza store, because I thought it was too risky.
If one store goes down, they will all go down.
Thought of this one while I was cooking last night
My left hand is clean, but, on the other hand, I did touch meat.
Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
You thought 2020 was bad?
Wait until it turns ‘21 and can start drinking.
Thought y’all might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school 🙃
I thought this was pretty good
Seems like a Bassless claim to me
I thought parfumes were useless but they do make scents.
Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because they’re full of anty bodies
I just thought of this today as I was driving... I’m sorry in advance 😂 I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges
It was kinda pointless...
I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
Broke ny finger today
On the other hand i am ok
Friend saw this on ig and sent it to me, thought it fit here.
There was a post about a teen holding his own heart in his hands after a heart transplant, I thought these comments belonged here
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...
I think I’ll call it “Mr. Holland’s Opus”
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
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