I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
I've made up my mind. I'm choosing a career path as an electrician.
I just found out you get to work with dikes and strippers.
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
I was at a friends funeral and I said to the widow “do you mind if I say a word?”
She said go ahead.
I stood up said “plethora” and sat back down.
“Thank you”, the grieving widow responded, “it means a lot”
Did you hear about the cheese that lost it’s mind?
It was placed in Emmental ward to recover
I don't mind foreign dishes, for example we ate some halal food last week
I think they called it Allah carte
After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?
This pun made me lose my mind
This might be my crowning achievement. If it's been done before, I apologize for nothing. Grape minds think alike- nope wrong fruit.
I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?
Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
He has a one track mind. Mark Twain is his father.
His name is.....
Choo choo Twain!
What do you call a superpower that lets you locate french pastries with your mind?
Did you know cats can read minds?
Its pawsible, very pawsible.
The first woman who gave brain had an open mind.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now
Why you can't read minds. (Credit: how.how)
Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most ?
Keep in mind that given all of this year's events, Thanksgiving dinner can get heated
It can get re-heated the next day as well
What was the last thing the crossed Goliath’s mind before he died
I don't mind going to work every day
It is the sitting around for 8 hours waiting to go home I can't stand.
What’s the last thing through a bugs mind when he hits your cars windshield?
My neighbors always play Lionel Richie very loudly and usually I don't mind.....
But yesterday it was All Night Long
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
A widow is mourning at her husband's grave site. A gentleman walks by and says "If you don't mind, I'd like to say a word."
"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."
What shoe can’t make up its mind?
This was on my mind for a while after being a candidate for so many job openings.
Don't mind Cyberpunk 2077's delay
It just needs a little Polish
I hooked up a spooky mind control device to a windowblind making machine
Just thinking about it makes me shutter
What does a squirrel do when it loses its mind
I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...
What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?
Have you ever seen me tie my shoelaces with my mind?
People don’t mind long lines at the hospital
Betcha $5 I can move that bottle with my mind...
"No way, dad!"
knocks bottle over with hands My mind controls my hands. Now where's my $5?!
I've got a joke for all you mind readers out there
My teacher told me to draw what's on my mind
Ever since then, I've been drawing blanks
What do you call a bee who can’t make up his mind?
My dog got a lot on his mind
He's been pawndering all day
I don't mind breakfast in bed
...but I prefer it in a bowl.
When you think of 2020, what’s the first thing that comes to mind?
Coronavirus, right off the bat.
Winning a German sausage eating contest is all about your mind set
You hope for the best, but prepare for the wurst
when all you have in mind while learning chemistry is about making puns
My wife always yells at me for not knowing how to properly season my food, but I don’t mind.
I take it with a pinch of sugar.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?