Russian roulette
http://imgur.com/gallery/LVgGlW7
My eyes nearly rolled out of my head.
There's also leap-frogs.
In his sleevies
-Thanks to Stuff to blow your mind podcast
It’s mind-blowing to think of all the pasta-bilities.
This fact is just mind-blowing.
The facts are mind blowing.
The man asked, “Why are you googling that?”
The friend responded, “Someone said I should try it. They said it would blow my mind.”
It'll blow your mind.
His friend says, “Wow! That’s the best thing since bread.”
The inventor says, “Well, I’m about to blow your mind.”
It must be mind blowing
Manager near us: do you see how windy it is out there? Coworker: yeah it's blowing my mind
One morning while sitting down for breakfast, my Dad looks up, points at my waist and exclaims, "What are those two things coming out of your butt?!" My 6 yr. old self wheels around like a dog chasing it's tail looking for said objects. nothing. I ask what they were and he says he's not sure, but that I will be fine. After school he get's home from work. Me: "Dad, do you those things coming out of my butt still?" Dad: "Yup" Repeat action and conversation from the morning again. And repeat again then next day, and the next ... 7 days in total I'm getting pissed my Dad see's them all the time but my Mom and older Sister don't. I surely don't see two things coming out of my butt. I'm starting to freak out and cry. Why can I not see these two things coming out of my butt, I'm sobbing, blubbering gibberish and spittle running down my chin to my shirt. I'm gasping for air and crying and just about to blow a gasket (I'm 6 mind you ...) my mom finally had enough, "Dammit Craig ... TELL HIM NOW!!" I get all calmed down and start getting excited, I'm going to find out! he sits me down and tells me this ... "I have told you all week that you had two things coming out of your butt?" That's why I'm losing my shit, Dad "Well, I was talking about your legs. You're legs come out of your butt and you have two of them." all the while looking me straight in the eyes, he starts a famously wonderful shit-grin. Mom loses it again, throws her arms up in utter frustration/disappointment/disbelief. Sister virtually pissing herself in laughter. My dad gets up, smiling that smile, he walks away with a pat on the head. "Pay better attention next time."
groan.
TLDR: I was 6, told I have 2 things coming out of my butt for a week. finally told that they where my legs. facepalm and groaner.
edit: - waiting for the right moment to pull this one on my 5 and 7 yr old ...
I finished Season 4 of Breaking Bad last night and I texted my mom (who's seen the whole show) telling her about what I thought of it.
I said, "Yeah, Gus's death was pretty much the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on TV (alongside a certain Game of Thrones scene, but she doesn't watch that...)."
She replied, "Yeah, that whole finale was pretty mind-blowing."
My dad and myself were kinda messing around punching each other and stuff.
Dad: You really think you could take me?
Me: I could blow your mind.
(Without hesitation)
Dad: (acts like he's hitting me in the groin) I'd blow your balls!
He jokes around all the time.. If I am around him for more than a few hours he is going to say something trying to joke like this.. usually making himself look like an idiot for the rest of the day.
Had a mind blowing idea
