If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Imagine the damage alcohol can do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
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This brings back memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
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How much memory does it take to store a joke ?

1 Gigglebyte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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This really brings back old memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dank_memes-420
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What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...

.... cache me if you can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasntbeenmydecade
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A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...

Until my mom hid the urn from me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITES😁
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manlybutterly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Are people born with a photographic memory?

Or does it take time to develop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YesImThatJ
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Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??

I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Just think what alcohol can do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Are people born with photographic memories...

....Or do they take a while to develop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I have a photographic memory

It's just not developed yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datanksta
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Card memory
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donncadh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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When I was young, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory

I forget my response

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lez566
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Wanna hear a joke about memory?

... Sorry, I forgot it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SavageBoyma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is

I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia

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I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.

To this day, venison is deer to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ptshoink
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My memory is great

I can’t remember the last time I forgot something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonkel_Jef
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Sweet memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fahim16
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What dessert is popular amongst those with memory loss?

Affogato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangesAreLove
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I have a perfect memory.

I honestly can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Eric refunded his memory extraction service

It wasn't what he had in mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pingi2015
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.

It's called Pasta Way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayanR666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What is that 1 memory that the computer will never forget?

His school EEPROM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XXXTYLING
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I’d tell you a joke about memory loss but..

I forgot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/face-spunk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."

"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.

Oooops. Wrong USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.

Me: Is it contagious?

Doctor: Is what contagious?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,

"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?

Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.

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Heard about the Texan with memory loss?

He ALAMO'st forgot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I have problems with two things: 1: with my short-term memory...

And 2: with my short-term memory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.

Life before that was a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was able to sketch most of the Alps from memory...

But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonka88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I bought a book on how to improve your memory.

Forgot where I left it.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wentwiththeflow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Which animal has the most memory?

The Ram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Everyone has a photographic memory...

Some people just don’t have film.

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My earliest childhood memory is when my dad took me to the store to get prescription glasses.

Life before that is a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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They say that as you get older, the first thing to go is your memory...

But I can't remember the second thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Having a bad memory?

Doc: How can I help you?

Me: I forgot where I parked my Ford. I'm always loosing my Focus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/napMac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I was learning about short term memory yesterday.

I bet it was really interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sophster2412
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
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I’ve got the memory of an elephant

I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwan_kenobinil
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I have a joke for people with weak memory.

Nvm I can't remember but it was too funny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/14yoNibba
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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This popped up in my Snapchat memories today. Gave me a good chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l3gion145
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I have some happy childhood memories of my dad putting us inside tires and rolling us downhill.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Found this conversation between me and my mum in my Facebook memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiddleInn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Do you want to hear a joke about memory?

Nevermind, I forgot it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pos3idon13
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