Are people born with a photographic memory?

Or does it take time to develop?

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Sweet memories
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I have a perfect memory.

I honestly can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
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Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.

Me: Is it contagious?

Doctor: Is what contagious?

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I have problems with two things: 1: with my short-term memory...

And 2: with my short-term memory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
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Heard about the Texan with memory loss?

He ALAMO'st forgot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
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Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?

Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.

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I was able to sketch most of the Alps from memory...

But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Everyone has a photographic memory...

Some people just don’t have film.

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I bought a book on how to improve your memory.

Forgot where I left it.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wentwiththeflow
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My earliest childhood memory is when my dad took me to the store to get prescription glasses.

Life before that is a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I have a joke for people with weak memory.

Nvm I can't remember but it was too funny!

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Having a bad memory?

Doc: How can I help you?

Me: I forgot where I parked my Ford. I'm always loosing my Focus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/napMac
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They say that as you get older, the first thing to go is your memory...

But I can't remember the second thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
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I was learning about short term memory yesterday.

I bet it was really interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sophster2412
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I have fond memories of riding the heaving waters of California upon our indentured help...

It was fun serfing the waves!

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My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.

Life before that was a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Which animal has the most memory?

The Ram

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Y'know, the day after Thanksgiving always brings back memories of an old friend of mine who was addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers

He's okay now though, he quit cold turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HispanicTaco
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Made this myself, Brings back memories of the old memes.
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I have some happy childhood memories of my dad putting us inside tires and rolling us downhill.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Found this conversation between me and my mum in my Facebook memories
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This popped up in my Snapchat memories today. Gave me a good chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l3gion145
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Box of Memories v.redd.it/72kt96svymg31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentlyscream20
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In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonka88
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I’ve got the memory of an elephant

I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwan_kenobinil
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One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside of a tire.

Those were the Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoneMoreHip
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Do you want to hear a joke about memory?

Nevermind, I forgot it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pos3idon13
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What do you call it when a pig loses its memory?

Hamnesia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
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Why did the chickens buy a memory foam mattress?

Because they were no spring chickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlappyWhite54
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I just slept on a memory foam mattress for the first time

it made a great first impression.

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My earliest clear childhood memory is going with my parents to the eye doctor.

Life before that is a blur.

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I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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It's often said that Bach had a bad memory...

To remember to write music, he had to write himself a note.

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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Memories hurt
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After high school Farris Bueller became one of the most controversial FBI directors in recent memory after his investigation of a sitting president

The investigation was known as the "Bueller Report"

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I remember our childhood quite fondly. My favorite memory is when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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Drawer Full of Memories gfycat.com/DefiantLimping…
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Three old men were at the doctor’s for a memory test.

The doctor asked the first old man β€œWhat is two times two?” β€œ194,” came the reply. The doctor turned to the second old man. β€œWhat is two times two?” β€œThursday,” replied the second old man. Finally the doctor addressed the third old man. β€œWhat is two times two?” β€œFour,” came the reply. β€œThat’s great,” said the doctor. β€œHow did you get that?” β€œSimple,” said the third old man. β€œI subtracted 194 from Thursday!”

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There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory

You can keep that in mind

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A man is at a doctor's appointment and the Doctor returns and tells the man "I'm sorry, sir, but you've contracted a disease that has erased all memories of 80's music from your mind."

The man looks shocked and asks "Oh no! What's the Cure?"

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I was recently told that I have short term memory loss.

Oh and by the way, did I mention that I also have short term memory loss?

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The first computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple that barely had any memory. One byte, and everything crashed.

It probably ran on Python

Credit: u/FriendofHolySpirit

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I came up with a joke about memory loss

But I can't remember it

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I have short-term memory loss.

I forgot the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingofYears
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People say weed causes memory loss

That’s nonsense,next thing they’ll say is that weed causes memory loss

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Memory

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party!

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I've got a memory of an elephant.

I remember when I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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Getting my kite stuck in a tree is not one of my favourite childhood memories.

But it’s definitely up there.

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My lab partner came up with a device that steals other people’s ideas, and deletes them permanently from their memory.

Why didn’t I think of that?

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My lab partner invented a device that will steal other people’s ideas and then delete it from their memory.

Why didn’t I think of that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Found an old Lost joke in Facebook memories:

Why did the smoke monster cross the island?

To get to the Other side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ringo1725
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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My memory is so amazing!

Believe me, I can't remember a single thing I've forgotten!

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I've got some really fond memories of the older Fast and Furious movies

Call that some NOStalgia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomd0g
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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It finally happened! I bought memory foam shoes. Now I'll remember what I walked in the other room for.
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Apparently Rice helps improve your memory.

Just some food for thought.

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My colleague invented a machine that would steal other people’s ideas, and wipe them off the subject’s memory.

Why didn’t I think of that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Regaining memory
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πŸ‘€︎ u/telomce
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I have the memory of a wooly mammoth

It's like an elephant's, but a little fuzzy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatoneJJ
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I was about to make a joke about my short term memory loss

But then I forgot what it was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tr1pped0ut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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I was going to make a joke about memory loss.

But I forgot it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zorn07
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After my memory loss, I couldn't remember the other word for 'couch'.

I've been having a hard time recalling it sofa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
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I'd tell you more about the earthquake I was in, but my memory of it is pretty

shaky.

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What did the memory card say when it was full?

I can’t take another byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbyxcorwen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Me: I have bad short term memory

Dad: it's over-rated

Mom: what is?

Dad: what?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kat13o95
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Me: Honey, I think my short term memory is really bad these days.

Her: How bad is it?

Me: How bad is what?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My father suffers from short term memory loss.

I hope it doesn't run in the family, as my dad has it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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A bad memory foam mattress?

They call that a "forget-it mattress" instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchellbaggins
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Which insects have the best memories?

US bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Need to get rid of all of these old memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sendrim
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I'm gonna write a gritty action movie about a mathematician who loses his memory and has to uncover a conspiracy inside the Berlin Academy.

I'll call it: "The Euler Identity"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nman130
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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One of my friends was visiting and he really liked my new memory foam pillow, so much so he offered to buy it

I told him "I don't know, I need to sleep on it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Abdul
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My son had a photographic memory.

Too bad it was never fully developed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Le_Harvest
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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You wanna know what the best thing about short term memory loss is?

I forgot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-bee-movie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Apparently I was electrocuted yesterday but have no memory of it.

I have no idea watt happened...all I know is my body hertz!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bracemeister123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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What does an old memory foam mattress have?

Dementia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reallycoolalien
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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My memory has got so bad I lost my job

I’m still employed I just can’t remember where

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Most people who are losing their memory say it started in

Twenty...oh wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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My fondest memories are of all the round trip plane tickets I bought.

Really takes me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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My Dad carried this in his wallet for years. I used to roll my eyes every time he pulled it out, but now the memory always makes me smile. mindwerx.com/files/imagec…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pups_the_Jew
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With his perfect memory, he was one of the best lawyers you'd ever meet

He had tortal recall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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What profession has the best muscle memory?

Marine Biologists!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoursweetlord70
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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Cache registers are going to be the only thing Robot Johnny's memory has to look back on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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What's the worst cheese for your memory?

Camemembert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__BitchPudding__
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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I have exceptional memory.

I can remember last year like it was yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loyalantar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2017
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My favourite memory of grandad

I was visiting as a kid, and saw a bumblebee for the first time (which we didn't have where I grew up - just smaller wild bees and honeybees). When I remarked on how enormous the bees were here, grandad kneeled down with a twinkle in his eye and whispered:

"You should see the size of the rabbits!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plumber_craic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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Why did John's bed have two layers of memory foam?

In case the first one forgets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniquenesss
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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Hobbits have pretty good memory.

They say its frodographic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Takaprime
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Do you have a photographic memory?

"I'd like to think so, but it never developed."

Hit my coworker with that earlier. I'd like to think I did good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dynodanz
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My first dad joke memory

When I was a kid, my mom would take my siblings and me to go sledding at the park after a big snow storm. One time we saw my dad's friend jogging there only wearing shorts. I couldn't believe he would do that in the cold and I couldn't wait to tell my dad. Here's how that conversation went...

Me: Dad we saw Mr. Smith running in the snow with shorts on!

Dad: Who's Shortson?

I'm still laughing about it 20 years later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jstarving
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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I've got the memory of an elephant

I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roeallen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I have the memory of an elephant.

One time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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I’ve got the memory of an elephant

I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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