My earliest clear memory from my childhood is going with my dad to get my prescription glasses.
Life before that is a blur.
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I have a photographic memory.
But I ran out of film in 1999.
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︎ May 07 2021
Are people born with photographic memories...
....Or do they take a while to develop ?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
A cow with no memory says?
OOM
Out Of Memory
Also the cow has forgotten it's Moo
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Not only is my short term memory terrible...
...but so is my short term memory.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Geologists know all the rocks, anthracite many from memory.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
This brings back memories
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︎ Nov 09 2020
This really brings back old memories
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..
..or does it just take time to develop ?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
She had a photographic memory,
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︎ Jan 28 2021
The earliest memory I have is going to the doctor with my dad to get my eyes checked.
Things before that is a blur.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
How much memory does it take to store a joke ?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITESπ
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...
.... cache me if you can.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Card memory
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Sweet memories
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︎ May 01 2020
I have a perfect memory.
I honestly canβt remember a single time Iβve ever forgotten anything.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
When I was young, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory
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︎ Oct 23 2020
It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is
I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Wanna hear a joke about memory?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.
To this day, venison is deer to me.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
My memory is great
I canβt remember the last time I forgot something.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What is that 1 memory that the computer will never forget?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Eric refunded his memory extraction service
It wasn't what he had in mind
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Iβd tell you a joke about memory loss but..
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.
Me: Is it contagious?
Doctor: Is what contagious?
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︎ May 30 2020
I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."
"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?
Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.
Life before that was a blur.
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︎ Oct 07 2018
I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Heard about the Texan with memory loss?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
In memory of my Dad, hereβs his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Jun 17 2018
I have problems with two things: 1: with my short-term memory...
And 2: with my short-term memory
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Which animal has the most memory?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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︎ Feb 15 2018
I was able to sketch most of the Alps from memory...
But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
They say that as you get older, the first thing to go is your memory...
But I can't remember the second thing.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
I bought a book on how to improve your memory.
Forgot where I left it.....
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Just think what alcohol can do!
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I have a photographic memory
It's just not developed yet
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Are people born with photographic memories...
....Or do they take a while to develop?
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