My earliest clear memory from my childhood is going with my dad to get my prescription glasses.

Life before that is a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I have a photographic memory.

But I ran out of film in 1999.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Are people born with photographic memories...

....Or do they take a while to develop ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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A cow with no memory says?

OOM

Out Of Memory Also the cow has forgotten it's Moo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawsonator85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Not only is my short term memory terrible...

...but so is my short term memory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Geologists know all the rocks, anthracite many from memory.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Imagine the damage alcohol can do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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This brings back memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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This really brings back old memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dank_memes-420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...

...happy days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kublakhan1977
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..

..or does it just take time to develop ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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She had a photographic memory,

but never developed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The earliest memory I have is going to the doctor with my dad to get my eyes checked.

Things before that is a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...

Until my mom hid the urn from me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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How much memory does it take to store a joke ?

1 Gigglebyte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITES😁
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manlybutterly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??

I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...

.... cache me if you can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasntbeenmydecade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Card memory
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donncadh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Sweet memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fahim16
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I have a perfect memory.

I honestly can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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When I was young, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory

I forget my response

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lez566
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is

I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Wanna hear a joke about memory?

... Sorry, I forgot it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SavageBoyma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.

To this day, venison is deer to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ptshoink
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My memory is great

I can’t remember the last time I forgot something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonkel_Jef
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.

It's called Pasta Way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayanR666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What is that 1 memory that the computer will never forget?

His school EEPROM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XXXTYLING
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Eric refunded his memory extraction service

It wasn't what he had in mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pingi2015
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I’d tell you a joke about memory loss but..

I forgot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/face-spunk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.

Me: Is it contagious?

Doctor: Is what contagious?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."

"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?

Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.

Oooops. Wrong USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.

Life before that was a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,

"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Heard about the Texan with memory loss?

He ALAMO'st forgot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonka88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I have problems with two things: 1: with my short-term memory...

And 2: with my short-term memory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Which animal has the most memory?

The Ram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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I was able to sketch most of the Alps from memory...

But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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They say that as you get older, the first thing to go is your memory...

But I can't remember the second thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I bought a book on how to improve your memory.

Forgot where I left it.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wentwiththeflow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Are people born with a photographic memory?

Or does it take time to develop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YesImThatJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Just think what alcohol can do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I have a photographic memory

It's just not developed yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datanksta
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Are people born with photographic memories...

....Or do they take a while to develop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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