This mountain just installed a new CPU and processor into his pc.
It's now running on peak performance
Why did the CPU head up half an orchestra?
Because it's a semiconductor.
The cores of my CPU always fight to excel each other.
I've a duel core processor.
Intel x86s hide another CPU that can take over your machine, probably exploited by NSA reddit.com/r/linux/commen…
Why would a cpu never rob a bank?
... Because it already has plenty of cache.
#you'rewelcome lol
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles.
Only geeks will understand
Geek 1: have you heard about AMD's new server CPU? Geek 2: no. What about it? Geek 1: all I know is that it's epyc.
