I'm looking for a name for a programing team. Do you see a good pun, simple enough to be understood by a beginner ? Thank you
He’s got arty-fish-oil intelligence.
Back to his neigh-borhood!
It was S.H.I.T.
A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.
This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.
Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<
Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<
Why don’t Vikings like to send emails?
They prefer to use Norse code!
more dad style computer jokes at https://puns.dev
for a tech class, i need a team name. I want a punny one. Any suggestions?
Edit: thanks so much!
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway.
An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables... keep reading on reddit ➡
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
They just ransomware.
To improve their web-sight
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
They're calling it the Big Mac
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
His windows was cracked.
I guess she doesn’t like windows.
It was a hard drive
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
I think they just ransomware.
>!A Big Mac 🤓!<
“It’s a growing industry.”
It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Edits: Thanks for all the awards!
It forgot to close its windows.
I should stop using WebMD as my homepage.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
It had a chip on its shoulder.
...but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn
He was pissed that he couldn’t log-in
My boyfriend: Neither. I put it on the .com-post.
Bit by bit
You’ll figure it out. It’s Programming Binary 101.
It'll cyan out
"I'm just coughing and hacking."
By instalin’ it!