Computing pun for a team name

I'm looking for a name for a programing team. Do you see a good pun, simple enough to be understood by a beginner ? Thank you

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Thanks to cod-liver pills my son is a genius at painting and computing.

He’s got arty-fish-oil intelligence.

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Where is the first place Cloud Computing will take the Preakness trophy?

Back to his neigh-borhood!

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https://puns.dev - The Worst Computer Puns on the Internet
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You need an IQ of 200 to get this computer pun.

A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.

Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<

Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<

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My friend made the worst (best) computer pun while talking about how ridiculous 'hacker' images are. imgur.com/z7Cl1rx
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The Worst Computer Puns on the Internet

Why don’t Vikings like to send emails?

They prefer to use Norse code!

more dad style computer jokes at https://puns.dev

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Computer Puns

How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.


Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.


A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.


If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.


There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.


In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?


Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.


Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway.


An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks β€œmay I join you?”


Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.


Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.


How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.


I named my hard drive β€œdat ass” so once a month my computer asks if I want to β€˜back dat ass up’.


I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.


I changed my password to β€œincorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say β€œYour password is incorrect”.


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.


Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.


A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.


Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.


I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn’t have internet.


A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.


Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardwar

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Please help- Computer pun needed

for a tech class, i need a team name. I want a punny one. Any suggestions?

Edit: thanks so much!

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What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?

"Damn that was a hard drive."

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My 8 year old just told me this one.. What does the minister say when you marry a computer?

I now pronounce you man and wifi.

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What does a shark and a computer have in common ?

They both have megabytes.

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How does a computer learn things?

Bit by bit

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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I have a computer that does the exact opposite of what you tell it to do

it talks so if it's being annoying just say "open down"

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Do not use β€œBeefstew” as your computer password

It’s not stroganoff

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I had to call tech support for my computer the other day.

Tech Support: β€œIt seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”

Me: β€œSo?”

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Pun about computer

I am learning how to Excel in spreadsheets in my computer science class

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I told my boss, β€œSorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”

Boss: Hard drive?

Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.

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What's a nice little snack for computers?

microchips

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How does a computer get drunk?

It takes screen shots.

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Why can't elephants use computers?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?

They just ransomware.

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What do you call a computer that plays tennis?

A server

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I have a friend who loves computer programming but his parent wanted him to be a doctor. So he became a plastic surgeon.

Now he's a full rack developer.

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Beware of angry computers.

They byte.

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My computer broke, and my boss told me to take it to the IT guy

So I went outside and threw it in the sewer

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My daughter was complaining to me that the computer was frozen

I told her to just let it go

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.

I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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How does a computer eats it supper

Megabytes

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Why do computers make the best dancers?

Because they have the algorithm.

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I changed the computer background to a lizard.

Now it’s a Monitor.

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Stupid computer!

I dropped my computer on my foot and now...

it megahertz. :D

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How do trees get on a computer?

They just log in. My 7yr old daughter just told me this, so proud!

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I asked my mom how are computers so smart

She answered:"Because they listen to their motherboards"

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What’s the difference between a computer and an American?

The American doesn’t have any troubleshooting

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I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.

It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.

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My son asked me, β€œBecause of the pandemic, I’m on the computer 12 hours a day. Is that bad?”

Me: That can’t be comfortable. Try a chair instead.

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Why did the computer virus disappear?

Because it ransomware.

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What do ye call a fish that makes a living with computers?

Microsoft Offish

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what do you call singing computer

a dell

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Made a duet with someone who had bugs in their computer
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A small rodent lives in a apartment next to my computer keyboard.

It’s his mouse pad.

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Why couldn't the computer get to work on time?

It had a hard drive.

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How do computers eat?

One byte at a time.

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How does a computer learn new things?

Bit by bit

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How do you keep a computer cool?

Use Windows.

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How did the computer eat its supper?

In megabytes.

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