Computing pun for a team name

I'm looking for a name for a programing team. Do you see a good pun, simple enough to be understood by a beginner ? Thank you

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Thanks to cod-liver pills my son is a genius at painting and computing.

He’s got arty-fish-oil intelligence.

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Steve Harvey decided to not use initials for his computing company.

It was S.H.I.T.

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You need an IQ of 200 to get this computer pun.

A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.

Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<

Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<

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My friend made the worst (best) computer pun while talking about how ridiculous 'hacker' images are. imgur.com/z7Cl1rx
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The Worst Computer Puns on the Internet

Why don’t Vikings like to send emails?

They prefer to use Norse code!

more dad style computer jokes at https://puns.dev

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Please help- Computer pun needed

for a tech class, i need a team name. I want a punny one. Any suggestions?

Edit: thanks so much!

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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

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What do you call a computer that sings..

Adele

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Why did the kid get a virus on his computer?

His windows was cracked.

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I'm tired of typing at my computer.

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One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.

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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just ransomware.

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What do you call a computer made by McDonalds?

>!A Big Mac πŸ€“!<

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β€œIt’s a growing industry.”

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Edits: Thanks for all the awards!

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Is your computer running? Then you'd better catch it!
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Why did the lumberjack destroy his computer?

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How does a computer learn something new ?

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