A list of puns related to "Multiply"

The only thing I learned in high school was how to multiply...

and I have eleven kids to prove it.

Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.

Dark, isnβt it?

Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasnβt it?

The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...

You matter. That is, until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared...

... then you energy.

When making a talking point, always multiply length by width by height...

...it speaks volumes.

As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply. After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.

So Noah asked them, βWhy arenβt you multiplying?β

The snakes replied, βWe canβt, weβre adders.β

My math teacher says I need to use "multiply".

Why does she care what kind of toilet paper I use? I can't afford that expensive fancy stuff!

Where's the best place to multiply exponents to the second power?

Times Square.

And god said go forth and multiply... except for snakes

Because theyβre adders...

The floods had subsided, and Noah had safely landed his ark on Mount Sinai. "Go forth and multiply!" he told the animals...

...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.

Then he heard something he didn't recogniseβ¦ a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.

"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"

"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're addersβ¦ so we have to use logs."

What do you get when you multiply milk and cheese?

A dairy product.

What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?

Donβt mind him. He is just a product of our times.

If the United States annexed all of Canada and multiplied itβs area by two, what would you get?

WSA

Houseflies are arithmetic-whizzes.

What do mathematicians do in the restroom?

PnC

You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means?

You matter.

Puns make me numb

Math puns make me number

At my church, every Sunday we eat apples and work on math problems.

Because God said to be fruit-full and multiply.

Sex is like math

You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply

Foiled it.

So my dad just emailed me this.

If you have a pizza with radius 'z' & height 'a', its volume is pi*z*z*a.

A pound of bricks weighs more than a pound of feathers

In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .

When was multiplication invented?

A long time ago. Adam and Eve were the first to multiply.

How do you make toilet paper have more layers?

You multiply them.

What's a mathematician's favorite type of toilet paper?

Multiply.

Hoo hoo hoo honey

Want to hear a bunny joke?

Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.

I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.

Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...

Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.

Why are amoeba bad at maths?

Coz they multiply by dividing.

What's in the middle of the Olympic sprinter's hyphenated last name?

a 100 meter dash.

Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.

I was never really good at maths.....

There's just something about subtraction that doesn't add up.

I just heard my little sister ask my dad if he knows her friend Addi...

He said he didn't but asked if she had a sister named Subtracty

Why do bunnies always major in Math?

Because theyβre good at multiplying.

So i matched with an accountant on a dating site...

And I asked her how she liked her job.

Her (paraphrased) reply: "I love it, what's great about working with numbers is that there's always a right answer."

Me: "I love it when everything adds up."

Had this one in class today.

The professor was discussing a new section in math class today and told us we have to digest all the new information. I told her I couldn't because I am math intolerance. Groans where heard for miles.

Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasnβt it?

Choose a number between 1 and 10. Now multiply it by 2, add 3, and subtract 7. Close your eyes.

Dark, wasnβt it?

βThink of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply by 7. Add 2. Now close your eyes.β

Dark, isnβt it?

As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiplyβ¦

After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.

So Noah asked them,βWhy arenβt you multiplying?β

The snakes replied, βWe canβt, weβre adders.β

What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?

Donβt worry about him. Heβs just a product of our times.

You matter

Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light ...

... then you energy.

Do you know how to calculate the volume of a pizza with a radius of Z and a thickness of A?

Pi * Z * Z * A

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