This is the new number pun.
Number Pun
So my friend said he had a test with 17 questions on it. I responded, that's a odd number of questions on a test.
Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
Why are 0 and 1 the only numbers with genders?
All the others are non-binary
Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
The password is password1. It requires letters AND numbers.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What did they say to the guy they invented the number 0?
Did you know there are more odd numbers than even?
Zero is even, but every other number is odd.
I draw my 8s twice as big as any other number
My boss just can't taller eight it
What’s India’s favorite number?
What do I think about the number 13?
Why is the Supreme Leader of North Korea number 1.
Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.
Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
What do you call a fake number puzzle?
What did the number 2 say to number 4?
I'm always rooting for you
What is Santa’s favourite number?
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight
Credit to u/Butterflies_Books
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
What do you call a number that won't sit still??
A Roamin' Numeral.
(Apologies if it's an old joke. My daughter told me this today while doing online math class. THANKS COVID!!)
Everyone stay safe and healthy!
Found this today. With numbers like those she don't need an udder job
I found the number one cause of dry skin!
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
Always look out for number 1...
Especially when eating snow.
Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.
It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.
The other day I saw a large number of bread rolls moving rhythmically to music.
They were doing it in a-bun-dance.
What are a horse’s favorite numbers?
What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?
Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.
Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.
I’ve never been more proud.
COVID numbers are largely based off of two factors
- How dense the population is
- How dense the population is
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
I once got into a bar fight with the number 1. His friends 3, 5, 7, and 9 showed up to help him.
The odds were against me.
Some students needed help calculating the number of food and drinks they'd need for a party. Their teacher responds...
"What's the equation? (occasion)"
Favorite number? Four. Why?
I never metaphor I didn't like.
I hate negative numbers.
I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
To the person that invented the number 0
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight
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