This is the new number pun.
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π€︎ u/goddoctor504
π︎ Dec 08 2019
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Number Pun

So my friend said he had a test with 17 questions on it. I responded, that's a odd number of questions on a test.

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π€︎ u/AppropriateTomato
π︎ Apr 09 2019
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Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?

Crew: I I Captain.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why are 0 and 1 the only numbers with genders?

All the others are non-binary

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π€︎ u/cheble003
π︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?

Because if Apollo-F crashed, theyβd have to make an Apollo-G.

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π€︎ u/Colevanders
π︎ Jan 10 2021
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The password is password1. It requires letters AND numbers.
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π€︎ u/sk0503
π︎ Jan 17 2021
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Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?

Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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π€︎ u/Kattykat21
π︎ Dec 10 2020
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What did they say to the guy they invented the number 0?

βThanks for nothing.β

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π€︎ u/Hamilton182
π︎ Jan 03 2021
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Did you know there are more odd numbers than even?

Zero is even, but every other number is odd.

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π€︎ u/HeroBobGamer
π︎ Jan 26 2021
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I draw my 8s twice as big as any other number

My boss just can't taller eight it

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π€︎ u/lordofthstrings
π︎ Jan 26 2021
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Whatβs Indiaβs favorite number?

Sikhs

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π€︎ u/dynawesome
π︎ Jan 27 2021
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What do I think about the number 13?

Not on my watch.

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π€︎ u/Midwestman68
π︎ Jan 23 2021
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Why is the Supreme Leader of North Korea number 1.

Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.

Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.

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π€︎ u/d0k37
π︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally canβt even

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π€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
π︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a fake number puzzle?

Psuedoku!

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π€︎ u/slekrons
π︎ Jan 09 2021
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What did the number 2 say to number 4?

I'm always rooting for you

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π€︎ u/_joshi_
π︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is Santaβs favourite number?

Tw-elves

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π€︎ u/welshlamb2020
π︎ Jan 13 2021
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I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!

Itβs called pseudo-ku.

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π€︎ u/Smorp_a_Dorp
π︎ Jan 08 2021
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Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

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π︎ Nov 25 2020
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I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
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π€︎ u/shivraj234
π︎ Dec 15 2020
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The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight

Credit to u/Butterflies_Books

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π€︎ u/joemoma21
π︎ Jan 06 2021
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My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what sheβs up to now.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a number that won't sit still??

A Roamin' Numeral.

(Apologies if it's an old joke. My daughter told me this today while doing online math class. THANKS COVID!!)

Everyone stay safe and healthy!

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π€︎ u/josie4afg
π︎ Sep 24 2020
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Found this today. With numbers like those she don't need an udder job
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π€︎ u/ImLevisWindex
π︎ Oct 17 2020
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!

Towels!

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π€︎ u/runew0lf
π︎ Dec 09 2020
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I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....

Available balance: \$9.11

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π€︎ u/Grit1963
π︎ Nov 14 2020
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A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him

When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.

Turns out he was a fibber nazi.

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π︎ Nov 09 2020
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Always look out for number 1...

Especially when eating snow.

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π€︎ u/VERBERD
π︎ Nov 23 2020
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Numbers can be hard..

A prime example is 7.

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π€︎ u/PUSH_AX
π︎ Nov 26 2020
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Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.

It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.

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π€︎ u/lagforks
π︎ Nov 28 2020
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The other day I saw a large number of bread rolls moving rhythmically to music.

They were doing it in a-bun-dance.

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π€︎ u/keychainoi
π︎ Oct 31 2020
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What are a horseβs favorite numbers?

The neigh-gative ones.

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π€︎ u/Littlefinger91
π︎ Nov 09 2020
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What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?

Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.

Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.

Iβve never been more proud.

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π€︎ u/platypus_eyes
π︎ Mar 31 2020
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COVID numbers are largely based off of two factors
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is
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π︎ Sep 21 2020
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Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

It's two gross.

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π€︎ u/le672
π︎ Nov 17 2020
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I once got into a bar fight with the number 1. His friends 3, 5, 7, and 9 showed up to help him.

The odds were against me.

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π€︎ u/nnishanth
π︎ Aug 07 2020
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Some students needed help calculating the number of food and drinks they'd need for a party. Their teacher responds...

"What's the equation? (occasion)"

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π︎ Nov 11 2020
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Favorite number? Four. Why?

I never metaphor I didn't like.

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π€︎ u/ManosVanBoom
π︎ Sep 01 2020
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I hate negative numbers.

I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.

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π︎ Dec 07 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

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π€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
π︎ May 30 2020
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To the person that invented the number 0

Thanks for nothing.

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π€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
π︎ Aug 19 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.

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π€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
π︎ Sep 20 2020
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The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight

21

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π€︎ u/DOUGH-P
π︎ Sep 23 2020
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