This is the new number pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddoctor504
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Number Pun

So my friend said he had a test with 17 questions on it. I responded, that's a odd number of questions on a test.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppropriateTomato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?

Crew: I I Captain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Why are 0 and 1 the only numbers with genders?

All the others are non-binary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheble003
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?

Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colevanders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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The password is password1. It requires letters AND numbers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk0503
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kattykat21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What did they say to the guy they invented the number 0?

β€œThanks for nothing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamilton182
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Did you know there are more odd numbers than even?

Zero is even, but every other number is odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeroBobGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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I draw my 8s twice as big as any other number

My boss just can't taller eight it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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What’s India’s favorite number?

Sikhs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dynawesome
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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What do I think about the number 13?

Not on my watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Midwestman68
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Why is the Supreme Leader of North Korea number 1.

Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.

Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d0k37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a fake number puzzle?

Psuedoku!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slekrons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What did the number 2 say to number 4?

I'm always rooting for you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is Santa’s favourite number?

Tw-elves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welshlamb2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!

It’s called pseudo-ku.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smorp_a_Dorp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggsaladapologist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivraj234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight

Credit to u/Butterflies_Books

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joemoma21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a number that won't sit still??

A Roamin' Numeral.

(Apologies if it's an old joke. My daughter told me this today while doing online math class. THANKS COVID!!)

Everyone stay safe and healthy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josie4afg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Found this today. With numbers like those she don't need an udder job
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImLevisWindex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!

Towels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....

Available balance: $9.11

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grit1963
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him

When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.

Turns out he was a fibber nazi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Always look out for number 1...

Especially when eating snow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Numbers can be hard..

A prime example is 7.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PUSH_AX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.

It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lagforks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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The other day I saw a large number of bread rolls moving rhythmically to music.

They were doing it in a-bun-dance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What are a horse’s favorite numbers?

The neigh-gative ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Littlefinger91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?

Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.

Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.

I’ve never been more proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platypus_eyes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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COVID numbers are largely based off of two factors
  1. How dense the population is
  2. How dense the population is
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

It's two gross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/le672
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I once got into a bar fight with the number 1. His friends 3, 5, 7, and 9 showed up to help him.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nnishanth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Some students needed help calculating the number of food and drinks they'd need for a party. Their teacher responds...

"What's the equation? (occasion)"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Favorite number? Four. Why?

I never metaphor I didn't like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManosVanBoom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I hate negative numbers.

I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feels_Bad_Man19
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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To the person that invented the number 0

Thanks for nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight

21

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DOUGH-P
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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