I don't know why people are afraid of flying...

Most crashes happen at ground level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentmage
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Doctor: I’m afraid we’re going to have to remove your colon.

Me Why?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why was six afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashpanda-5143
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shininglice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a "six" offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BGamerPop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why are so many people afraid of math?

Because it’s irrational

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WackoJ3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why do you call the guy that’s afraid a pear will annoy him at any time?

Pearannoyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oberynmviper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why was 69 afraid of 70?

Because they had a fight and 71.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NutDealer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What hospital ward is john cena afraid of?

ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McCarty_Bedell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What was Schrodingerβ€˜s cat most afraid of?

A FermiLabrador Retriever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthropocene
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)

not what you think

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateKid84Fan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Officer : Sir, Ma’am, I’m afraid your child was responsible for burning the building.

Dad : You mean our son?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KIT-3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why was the farmer afraid to rescue the cow from on top of the barn?

The steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrunibrowman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why are cats afraid of water?

Because they’re scaredy-cats! (My 5 yr old daughter made this joke up)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicfort
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of tight spaces at Christmastime?

He had Santa Claustrophobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyBullJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I'm not afraid of technology..

They can't get me....I'm non-binary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitson1310
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you call your mother's 80-year-old sister who is afraid of everything?

Aunt Eek!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPeanut76
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I met a buddhist who was tragically afraid of inner peace...

... he was zen-ophobic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why is the giant afraid of Jack?

Because Jack's beanstalking him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krushaybhavsar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020

Because they had a fight and 2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramzee24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why is ten afraid of nine?

Because nine eight seven!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcaneWizard1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Why were people afraid of the walking door?

Because it was unhinged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeexterminator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why are Jamaicans afraid of kosher delis?

They dread lox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshik72
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?

Because they get stereo instead!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siigari
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do you call someone who's afraid of obama?

Baracknaphobic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keano4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What reindeer are the dinosaurs afraid of?

Comet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepypanda59
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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We know why 6 is afraid of seven, but why did seven eat nine?

Because you need three squared meals a day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrek_007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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In Iran everyone is so very afraid of Spiders, but in

Iraq no phobia...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?

Because he was Asp-hider

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My son told me that he’s afraid of the 25th letter of the alphabet

I asked him why but he just kept screaming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellsiv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Most guys are afraid of women with PMS

I think it is just an ovaryaction

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you call a doctor that’s afraid of talking to patients?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemiller96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"

Me: "And?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What happens when you don’t go to the dentist because you are too afraid of catching coronavirus?

You get Covidies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado...

It’s just a refreshing breeze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 ate 9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Helix_128
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why is 69 afraid of 70?

Cause they had a fight and 71

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draelix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why did was six afraid of seven?

Seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Go_Commit_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight ?

Sir Render

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a six offender.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfBeingCool
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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β€ͺWhy is 6 not so afraid of 7?‬

Because 7 ain’t 9‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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