I don't know why people are afraid of flying...
Most crashes happen at ground level.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Doctor: I’m afraid we’re going to have to remove your colon.
Why was six afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a "six" offender
Why are so many people afraid of math?
Why do you call the guy that’s afraid a pear will annoy him at any time?
Why was 69 afraid of 70?
Because they had a fight and 71.
What hospital ward is john cena afraid of?
What was Schrodinger‘s cat most afraid of?
A FermiLabrador Retriever.
Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)
Officer : Sir, Ma’am, I’m afraid your child was responsible for burning the building.
Why was the farmer afraid to rescue the cow from on top of the barn?
The steaks were too high.
Why are cats afraid of water?
Because they’re scaredy-cats!
(My 5 yr old daughter made this joke up)
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of tight spaces at Christmastime?
He had Santa Claustrophobia.
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
I'm not afraid of technology..
They can't get me....I'm non-binary.
What do you call your mother's 80-year-old sister who is afraid of everything?
I met a buddhist who was tragically afraid of inner peace...
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020
Because they had a fight and 2021
Why is ten afraid of nine?
Because nine eight seven!
Why were people afraid of the walking door?
Why are Jamaicans afraid of kosher delis?
Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?
Because they get stereo instead!
What do you call someone who's afraid of obama?
What reindeer are the dinosaurs afraid of?
We know why 6 is afraid of seven, but why did seven eat nine?
Because you need three squared meals a day
In Iran everyone is so very afraid of Spiders, but in
Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?
My son told me that he’s afraid of the 25th letter of the alphabet
I asked him why but he just kept screaming
Most guys are afraid of women with PMS
I think it is just an ovaryaction
What do you call a doctor that’s afraid of talking to patients?
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
What happens when you don’t go to the dentist because you are too afraid of catching coronavirus?
Don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado...
It’s just a refreshing breeze!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Cause they had a fight and 71
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Why did was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight ?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a six offender.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Why is 6 not so afraid of 7?
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