How do janitors scare people?
They jump out of the closet and yell, "Supplies!!"
How do you scare potatoes?
My buddy said 'There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me.'
I asked, 'Which is?'
'Exactly', he replied.
There's only one thing that scares me about Halloween
I had a cancer scare recently. The doctor said I may have full blown colon cancer
Thankfully it’s just semicolon cancer
What do you call a truck that scares people?
If trigonometry scares you...
Just call out for your guardian angle.
My dad gave me standing instructions to not scare him on halloween
Well, it is invalid as I was sitting.
What does everyone scares from terry?
Because he is terry-fying
The thought of baking scares me
My 7 year old son had the hiccups and he asked me to scare him
I told him Trump was re-elected for a second term.
I just heard R. Kelly wants to be released from prison because of the Covid-19 scare.
If it was Covid-15 he would be ok with it.
I replaced my cats litter with pop rocks to scare the shit out of her
Try walking up behind someone and scare them
How do ghosts remember who to scare?
They’re using a to-boo list.
What did the exponent say to scare the number?
"you should be *squared*."
Where do ghosts go to scare away all of the insects?
What did the sad ghost say to scare the man
How do you scare a panda bear?
Being a scare crow isn't for everyone
But Hay... it's in my jeans
Apparently I snore so loudly That it scares everyone in the car I'm driving
My Dad literary banged on the toilet window and shouted, "Did I scare the shit outta ya?"
You know what animal scares me the most?
The alphabet scares me.
“A bee sea?”
No thank you. I’ll just stop you right there.
Grandpa: “Don’t scare me, I’m a heart patient.”
“If you scare me, I’ll never talk to you again.”
My son jumped out from behind a door and yelled “boo!” He asked, “Did I scare you?”
I said, “No. But Was that your ghoul?”
He just groaned.
Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.
How do you scare a Pokemon?
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By learning ventriloquism.
The Bible scares the hell out of me
My girlfriend and I are having a pregnancy scare, and she's better prepared to be a father than I am.
Last night while discussing our options and what could possibly happen, she said "I have such a gut feeling I'm pregnant" and gave me the slyest look I've ever seen.
What type of plant hits people before it scares people?
I was trying to pick my favorite scare from a haunted house...
But nothing really jumped out at me
Since pirates are on the water all the time, meat is scare and some are actually vegetarians.
They are called Pirates of the Carrot Bean.
What do you call an egg dessert that keeps coming back to scare you?
My grandma had a health scare while playing Bingo with her friends.
Once you scare the noble gases...
My girlfriend tried to trick me with a pregnancy scare.
She was just ovary acting.
So a guy decides to scare the living daylights out of some people on the highway....
So, my town has a major highway that runs through it, and a bridge that people can walk over. Well, some guy decides to tie a ball to a string and dangle it over the side of the bridge. That way, any car that goes under the bridge will think they hit something and the guy could have a good laugh. Well, a semi comes through, and the ball gets caught on the mirror. The guy's arm gets ripped clean off, and he's sent to the hospital right away. The truck driver gets pulled over as he's passing through another town. The arm is still dangling from the mirror. The truck driver is then arrested, for armed robbery. (Badum-tsss) (Thank you, thank you. I can't wait to get 3 whole karma for this one.)
How do Pandas Scare Each Other?
I said to my son, "There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me."
He asked, "Which is?"
I replied, "Exactly!"
How do you scare a Panda?