Being a scarecrow isn't for everyone.
Butt hay, it's in my jeans.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Why was the scarecrow promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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︎ May 12 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
because he was out standing in his field
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his field
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Me: Son, that Scarecrow over there is the best you can get. Son: How do you know that?
Me: Because heβs out standing in his field.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Why was the farmer given an award for acting as a living scarecrow?
Because he was simply outstanding in his field.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I donβt really like the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz,
I think heβs a poorly thought character
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What did the farmer say about his successful scarecrow?
Heβs outstanding in his field.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What do scarecrows say at the end of their prayers?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
You hear about the scarecrow who won a major award?
Apparently, he was out standing in his field.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why are scarecrows so good at their jobs?
Theyβre outstanding in their field
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︎ Nov 13 2020
How did the scarecrow die?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
How do you call a group of scarecrows?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What's a scarecrows favourite fruit?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I once attempted to hold a scarecrowβs hand
But found myself grasping at straws.
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︎ May 01 2020
I put up a scarecrow in my garden the other day and it works so perfectly...
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I gave my scarecrow a raise...
His dog died, his wife left him, and he's just downright ugly. Not to mention he's never out standing in his field. I figured he just needed a win.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I once knew a scarecrow that won an award
for outstanding achievements in his field.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
Because was out standing in his field.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
"Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
"Because he was outstanding in his field."
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
"Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field."
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Noble Prize?
He was (out)standing in his field
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︎ Dec 03 2020
How did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Did you hear about the scarecrow who got promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Did you hear about that scarecrow that won an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
Because he was βoutstandingβ in his field.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What did the scarecrow win an award for?
He was outstanding in his field!
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in is field.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Why did the Scarecrow get a Nobel Prize
Because he was Out-Standing in his field.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Why did the farmer give the scarecrow an award?
He was out standing in his field
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award ?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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︎ May 28 2020
Why did the scarecrow receive an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field
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︎ Jun 06 2020
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