Being a scarecrow isn't for everyone.

Butt hay, it's in my jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashblazer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Why was the scarecrow promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitzi01
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

because he was out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShawsyRPh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godspeed987
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Me: Son, that Scarecrow over there is the best you can get. Son: How do you know that?

Me: Because he’s out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Why was the farmer given an award for acting as a living scarecrow?

Because he was simply outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pistolwinky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I don’t really like the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz,

I think he’s a poorly thought character

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What did the farmer say about his successful scarecrow?

He’s outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPSwans
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What do scarecrows say at the end of their prayers?

Hay men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knives696
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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You hear about the scarecrow who won a major award?

Apparently, he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why are scarecrows so good at their jobs?

They’re outstanding in their field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorelei178
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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How did the scarecrow die?

From hay fever..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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How do you call a group of scarecrows?

Hay guys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reydeguitarra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What's a scarecrows favourite fruit?

A straw-berry!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I once attempted to hold a scarecrow’s hand

But found myself grasping at straws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanlonRazor
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I put up a scarecrow in my garden the other day and it works so perfectly...

... it’s impeckable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/44pointer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I gave my scarecrow a raise...

His dog died, his wife left him, and he's just downright ugly. Not to mention he's never out standing in his field. I figured he just needed a win.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rucker7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TyYourNewBFF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kat_GotYourTongue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatbottomedgirl80
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I once knew a scarecrow that won an award

for outstanding achievements in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hover-lovecraft
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?

Because was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/userunknowned
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delbadeaux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award?"

"Because he was outstanding in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matdave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadDentalWork
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrayLaTrash
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Revdown
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aarace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Noble Prize?

He was (out)standing in his field

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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How did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PRousse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NofarDCohen42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatfletch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Did you hear about that scarecrow that won an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rein_Carnated
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was β€œoutstanding” in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kucinator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What did the scarecrow win an award for?

He was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livinloud2015
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was out standing in is field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nota_person
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Why did the Scarecrow get a Nobel Prize

Because he was Out-Standing in his field.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why did the farmer give the scarecrow an award?

He was out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedhubbert88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MARKHENRY88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyonstom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award ?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Why did the scarecrow receive an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmort1996
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imomorris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadlinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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