34 Hilarious Lantern Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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👤︎ u/02K30C1

📅︎ Oct 26 2020

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch

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👤︎ u/JDangerboy

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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How do you mend a broken Jack o' Lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

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👤︎ u/EmperorOfFabulous

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?

He wanted a light snack.

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👤︎ u/TheRockingDead

📅︎ Aug 22 2020

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How do other Green Lanterns recognize each other?

They all have a familiar ring to them.

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👤︎ u/kittiekillbunnie

📅︎ Feb 29 2020

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Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?

They always honor the changing of the Gourd.

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👤︎ u/bpmbrent

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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I’m hoping in the next iOS update Apple releases they include more jack o lantern emojis.

But I don’t want to count my pumpkins before they patch.

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👤︎ u/bluemelon555

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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What do you call a fat jack-o'-lantern?

A plumpkin.

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👤︎ u/kenddrraahh

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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What is Jack-O-Lantern saying to his family of bodybuilders?

Pump kin

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👤︎ u/Optimus_Prowse

📅︎ Nov 08 2019

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I carved this jack’o’lantern yesterday...

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👤︎ u/MathHatter

📅︎ Oct 24 2017

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Jacked-o-Lantern

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👤︎ u/Kallie13

📅︎ Oct 22 2018

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I’m going to walk in to every room carrying a lantern

So everybody knows I light up the room wherever I go

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👤︎ u/TenesmusSupreme

📅︎ Jun 16 2019

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What do you call Jack-O-Lantern cousins who lift weights together?

Pump Kins

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2

📅︎ Oct 30 2018

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Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.

They were called "Knight Lights"

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24

📅︎ Jan 21 2019

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern sad on Halloween?

Because he felt empty inside

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👤︎ u/Andyh10s

📅︎ Oct 29 2018

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I drove by a house with a lot of jack-o-lanterns.

It was a real gourdy scene.

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👤︎ u/SlippingStar

📅︎ Oct 26 2018

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Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie"

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

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👤︎ u/Teachdis

📅︎ May 01 2018

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What is a jack o lantern's favorite pick up line?

Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!

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👤︎ u/Dan_the_Man0904

📅︎ Jul 19 2017

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Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?

Because he had holes in him!!

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👤︎ u/trutek23

📅︎ Oct 09 2017

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When you are carving a Jack O' Lantern, and you make a mistake. How do you fix it?

Dad: When you are carving a Jack O' Lantern, and you make a mistake. How do you fix it?

Me: Sigh What's the punchline?

Dad: You use a pumpkin patch! Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck!

(He actually said it like that.)

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👤︎ u/Trityler

📅︎ Oct 31 2014

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter

Pumpkin Pi

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👤︎ u/varunmohan02

📅︎ Oct 27 2020

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How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

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👤︎ u/MangoAway17

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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How do you mend a broken jack-o'-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch! 🎃

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👤︎ u/Armadildont

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch!

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👤︎ u/cool-kid103

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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Divided the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern today by its diameter.

Ended up with pumpkin pi.

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👤︎ u/thewargingned

📅︎ Oct 31 2018

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How do you fix a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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👤︎ u/ToeKneeh

📅︎ Oct 12 2018

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How do you fix a damaged jack o lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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👤︎ u/ngathin1

📅︎ Nov 01 2018

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern

With a pumpkin patch

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👤︎ u/NomadicVagrant

📅︎ Oct 07 2016

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How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern?

with a pumpkin patch!

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👤︎ u/d4hm3r

📅︎ Oct 16 2015

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

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👤︎ u/MoetheCigarGuy

📅︎ Oct 31 2013

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